Funny ham jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny ham jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes hams. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about ham are clean and safe for everyone. Share these ham jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

A ham and cheese sandwich and a banana walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender yells out, "Hey! We don't serve ham sandwiches here." To which the ham sandwich replies, "That's okay, I just wanted a drink."
A man goes to the doctor with a carrot in his nose, cabbage in his ears and ham over his eyes.

“What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks.

The doctor replies “Well it looks like you’re not eating right.”
A Priest and a Rabbi were eating together when the priest started to tease the Rabbi.

”Wow, this ham is really good” he said licking his lips.

”I know it’s against your religion, but when are you going to break down and finally have some.”

After a moments thought the Rabbi responded with a smile “at your wedding!”
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