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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
Guest: Waiter, what do you call this dish?
Waiter: Chicken Surprise.
Guest: But I don’t see any chicken!
Waiter: That’s the surprise!
How does a chicken play the drums?Answer: With its drumsticks.
If a turkey runs away, does that make it a chicken?
The Turkey was bold and crossed the road. Why did he do that?Answer: To demonstrate he wasn’t a chicken.
What do an eggplant and a chicken have in common?Answer: They’re both purple... except for the chicken.
What do chickens grow on?Answer: Eggplants
What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?Answer: Ham and eggs!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?Answer: Drumsticks for everyone!
What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?Answer: The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?Answer: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
What’s Abba’s favourite meal?Answer: Chicken Tikka
Why did the Chicken and Turkey audition for the band and were accepted?Answer: They had drumsticks
Why did the chicken cross the road?Answer: Because he was tired of living beside KFC!
Why did the chicken join the band?Answer: Because he had the drumsticks!
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