Funny chicken jokes

Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.

Guest: Waiter, what do you call this dish?
Waiter: Chicken Surprise.
Guest: But I don’t see any chicken!
Waiter: That’s the surprise!

How does a chicken play the drums?

Answer: With its drumsticks.

The Turkey was bold and crossed the road. Why did he do that?

Answer: To demonstrate he wasn’t a chicken.

What do an eggplant and a chicken have in common?

Answer: They’re both purple... except for the chicken.

What do chickens grow on?

Answer: Eggplants

What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?

Answer: Ham and eggs!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?

Answer: Drumsticks for everyone!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?

Answer: The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.

What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?

Answer: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!

What’s Abba’s favourite meal?

Answer: Chicken Tikka

Why did the Chicken and Turkey audition for the band and were accepted?

Answer: They had drumsticks

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer: Because he was tired of living beside KFC!

Why did the chicken join the band?

Answer: Because he had the drumsticks!

Why did the gum cross the road?

Answer: Because it was stuck to a chicken’s foot!

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Answer: Because he brought his own drumsticks.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Answer: Because KFC was on the other side.