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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.
Chuck Norris invented his own size of Whopper, the Chucksize.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
Chuck Norris went to McDonalds and asked for a Whopper and got one!
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.

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