Funny party jokes

Did you hear about the shrimp that went to the prawns cocktail party?

Answer: He pulled a mussel.

How did Betty get so drunk at the party?

Answer: She kept saying “wine not.”

How do farmers party?

Answer: They turnip the beets.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Curry.
Curry who?
Curry this cake to the table so we can start the party.

What did the DJ say at the dinner party?

Answer: Lettuce turnip the beat!

What did the scarecrow say during the garden party?

Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet

What did the spoon dress up as to the Halloween party?

Answer: A cereal killer.

What do you call a bunch of shrimp getting drunk?

Answer: A shrimp cocktail party.

What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?

Answer: You can have your cake and eat it too.

What happens when veggies throw a party?

Answer: They get a DJ to turnip the beet.

What vegetable is known for it's excessive partying?

Answer: Turnip

Why did the fungus leave the party?

Answer: There wasn’t mushroom!

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Answer: He was a fun guy.

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

Answer: He was a square.

Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

Answer: Because you can’t drink and derive.

Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?

Answer: It’s cool.

Why wasn’t there any food left after the Halloween party?

Answer: Everyone was a goblin!