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A Priest and a Rabbi were eating together when the priest started to tease the Rabbi.
”Wow, this ham is really good” he said licking his lips.
”I know it’s against your religion, but when are you going to break down and finally have some.”
After a moments thought the Rabbi responded with a smile “at your wedding!”
A trooper pulls over a priest and immediately smells alcohol on his breath. The next thing he notices is an empty wine bottle lying on the passenger seat.
“Have you been drinking?” The officer asks.
“Just water,” says the priest.
“Then why do I smell wine?”
The priest looks at the bottle and shouts, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?Answer: Ramen
How does Moses make coffee?Answer: Hebrews it.
How does Moses make his coffee?Answer: Hebrews it.
How does Moses make his tea?Answer: Hebrews it.
How is it a sin for a woman to make coffee?Answer: The Bible clearly says “He-brews”
Jesus and Michelin Star chefs have one thing in common.
They can both feed 5,000 people with 2 loaves of bread and 5 fish.
What did the priest think while choking on a pancake?Answer: Holy Crepe!
What do you call a Hindu who rejects the gods and prays to a slice of bread?Answer: A Naan Believer.
What do you call a religious animal that loves sandwiches?Answer: The Deli Llama.
What do you call a religious chef?Answer: A man of the broth
What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?Answer: Holy guacamole.
What do you call an avocado that's been blessed by the pope?Answer: Holy Guacamole
What doe Holy Water and Whiskey have in common?Answer: They both burn on the way down.
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