Funny religious jokes

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A Priest and a Rabbi were eating together when the priest started to tease the Rabbi.

”Wow, this ham is really good” he said licking his lips.

”I know it’s against your religion, but when are you going to break down and finally have some.”

After a moments thought the Rabbi responded with a smile “at your wedding!”
Ham, Religious
Submitted by Penny
A trooper pulls over a priest and immediately smells alcohol on his breath. The next thing he notices is an empty wine bottle lying on the passenger seat.

“Have you been drinking?” The officer asks.

“Just water,” says the priest.

“Then why do I smell wine?”

The priest looks at the bottle and shouts, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
Bottle, Religious, Water, Wine
Submitted by Woody
How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?
Noodle, Religious
Submitted by Justin
How does Moses make coffee?
Coffee, Religious
Submitted by Makhosi M.
How does Moses make his tea?
Religious, Tea
How is it a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Coffee, Religious
Jesus and Michelin Star chefs have one thing in common.
They can both feed 5,000 people with 2 loaves of bread and 5 fish.
Chef, Religious
What did the priest think while choking on a pancake?
Crepe, Pancake, Religious
Submitted by Leggiero
What do you call a Hindu who rejects the gods and prays to a slice of bread?
Indian, Naan, Religious
Submitted by Ellen K
What do you call a religious animal that loves sandwiches?
Religious, Sandwich
Submitted by Zion
What do you call a religious chef?
Chef, Religious
Submitted by Elias
What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?
Avocado, Religious
Submitted by Saddler
What do you call an avocado that's been blessed by the pope?
Avocado, Religious
Submitted by Lawrence
What doe Holy Water and Whiskey have in common?
Religious, Water, Whiskey
What does the pope eat during lent?
Fish, Religious
What kind of gum does Jesus chew?
Gum, Religious
Which pastry is the most religious?
Donut, Pastry, Religious
Which vegetable did Noah leave off the ark?
Leek, Religious
Why are all Jewish men required to make a good cup of coffee?
Coffee, Religious
Submitted by Miss Carly
Why can't you take turkeys to church?
Religious, Turkey
Why did the dairy farmer take his milk to church?
Milk, Religious
Why is a bottle of beer better than religion?
Beer, Bottle, Religious
Submitted by jao w

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