What does the pope eat during lent?Answer: Holy mackerel!
What does the pope put on his pancakes?Answer: Papal syrup.
What kind of gum does Jesus chew?Answer: Holy Spearmint
Which pastry is the most religious?Answer: The donut. Its holiness cannot be denied.
Which vegetable did Noah leave off the ark?Answer: Leeks
Why are all Jewish men required to make a good cup of coffee?Answer: Because according to the Torah, He Brews!
Why can't you take turkeys to church?Answer: They use fowl language!
Why did god invent whiskey?Answer: So the Irish wouldn't rule the world.
Why did the dairy farmer take his milk to church?Answer: Because it needed to be pastor-ized.
Why doesn’t Jesus buy beer?Answer: Hebrews
Why is a bottle of beer better than religion?Answer: Beer doesn't care how you have sex.
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