Funny yo mama jokes

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Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, "Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please"!
Yo mama so dumb she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo mama so fat shes on the seafood diet, she sees food and she eats it.
Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.
Yo mama so hot, she makes jalapenos cry.
Yo mama so stupid she became a vegan.
Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo mama was so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo mama's so fat even Dora the Explorer couldn't explore her.
Yo mama's so fat she stole my shovel to eat ice cream.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate".
Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can’t believe it’s not butter.

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