Funny yo mama jokes

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, "Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please"!

Yo mama so dumb she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.

Yo mama so fat shes on the seafood diet, she sees food and she eats it.

Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

Yo mama so hot, she makes jalapenos cry.

Yo mama so stupid she became a vegan.

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo mama was so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama's so fat she stole my shovel to eat ice cream.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate".

Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can’t believe it’s not butter.

Yo mama’s cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

Yo mama’s so fat her blood type is ketchup.

Yo mamma is so fat, Bill Gates became broke after buying her dinner.

Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch.

Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo momma's so fat, she only knows 3 letters of the alphabet: KFC

Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.