Yo mama’s cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo mama’s so fat her blood type is ketchup.
Yo mamma is so fat, Bill Gates became broke after buying her dinner.
Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch.
Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma's so fat, she only knows 3 letters of the alphabet: KFC
Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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