Funny video game jokes

What does Pac-Man eat with his chips?

Answer: Guacawakamole

What happens when you use pickles for a ping pong game?

Answer: You get a volley of the Dills.

What is a Creeper's favourite food?

Answer: Sssssalad

What is Mario's favorite dessert?

Answer: Peach pie

What is Pac Man's favorite piece of cookware?

Answer: A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok

What is the most favorite dessert of Mario?

Answer: Peach pie.

What is the most popular fruit character in the gaming world?

Answer: It is the Peach Princess in Mario.

What kind of dough does a gamer use?

Answer: Nintedough

What’s the difference between Call of Duty: Black Ops and a restaurant?

Answer: A restaurant usually has a good host and servers that work.

What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery?

Answer: Knead for Speed.

Where did Mario buy his lunch?

Answer: Mario Mart

Why do all Fortnite players have healthy gums?

Answer: Because they floss regularly.

Why does Donkey Kong eat bananas?

Answer: Because he finds them a-peeling!