Did you hear about the angry pancake?Answer: He just flipped
Funny emotion jokes
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Did you hear the story about the angry waffle irons?Answer: He just flipped.
How can you tell when a cheese is depressed?Answer: They get kinda blue.
How do you describe an angry sweet potato?Answer: Boiling Mad
How do you make a hamburger smile?Answer: Pickle it gently!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
What cheese cries the most?Answer: Babybel
What do you call a depressed berry?Answer: A blueberry
What do you call a sad coffee?Answer: Despresso
What do you call a sad raspberry?Answer: A blueberry
What do you call a sad soda?Answer: Soda-pressing
What do you call a sad strawberry?Answer: A blue berry
What do you call an angry pea?Answer: A grum-pea!
What do you call sad coffee?Answer: Despresso
What do you call your mothers angry French sister?Answer: Your croissant
What do you do if someone says an onion is the only food that can make them cry?Answer: Throw a watermelon at their face.
What do you eat when you're cold and angry?Answer: A brr-grr!
What do you say to an angry baked sweet potato?Answer: Anything, just butter him up.
What does a depressed tortilla say?Answer: I don’t wanna taco ’bout it.
What happens when and ice cube gets angry?Answer: It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
What should you say to an unhappy cake?Answer: What’s eating you?
What's the saddest type of cheese?Answer: Blue cheese!
What's white, red and blue at Christmas time?Answer: A sad candy cane!
Where do tired, angry person go out to eat?Answer: A rest-and-rant.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion?Answer: Speachless
Why did the strawberry cry?Answer: It was in a jam!
Why is maple syrup always so sad?Answer: Because it's sappy.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?Answer: She lost out on a juicy roll.
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