Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny waffle jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes waffles. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about waffle are clean and safe for everyone. Share these waffle jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Did you hear the story about the angry waffle irons?Answer: He just flipped.
How did the chef win the golf tournament?Answer: He got a hole in one using his waffle iron.
How do you make a waffle smile?Answer: Butter him up.
How is a baseball like a waffle?Answer: They both need a good batter.
I pour maple syrup over my essays. Because they're 100% waffle.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Waffle!
Waffle who?
Stop waffling around and open the door!
What do you call a pancake after it does sit-ups?Answer: A waffle.
What do you call a waffle on a California beach?Answer: A Sandy Eggo
What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?Answer: Fawaffle
What's the best waffle topping?Answer: More waffles.
What’s the best part of a waffle?Answer: The w. Without it it’s just awful.
Why are waffles healthier than pancakes?Answer: Waffles are pancakes with a six-pack.
Why did the pancake get arrested?Answer: It had committed multiple unwaffle actions!
Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?Answer: He was a square.
Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?Answer: The pancakes was flattered.
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