Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny burrito jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes burritos. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about burrito are clean and safe for everyone. Share these burrito jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
What did the cold tortilla say?Answer: Brrrrrrrrrito!
What did the taco say to the burrito?Answer: Where you bean?
What do you call a dangerous burrito?Answer: Gangster wrap
What do you call the fastest Mexican food?Answer: The burrito torpedo!
Why can't you trust a burrito at a drive thru window?Answer: Because it might spill the beans.
Why can’t you trust a burrito?Answer: In case it spills the beans.
Why did the burrito blush?Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!
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