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Did you hear about the Mexican restaurant that only serves Indian food?Answer: Turns out the chef is a naan-conformist!
Did you hear there’s a Mexican version of Harper Lee’s classic novel?Answer: It’s called Tequila Mockingbird!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
I'm nacho momma!
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?Answer: Well, this is guacward.
What do Mexican clocks say?Answer: Tick taco
What do you call a beautiful woman who likes Mexican food?Answer: Taco Belle
What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila?Answer: Tyrannosaurus Mex
What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?Answer: A macho nacho.
What do you call good Mexican food?Answer: Top Natchos
What do you call the fastest Mexican food?Answer: The burrito torpedo!
What Tex-Mex food is good at math?Answer: Inch-iladas.
What's a Mexicans favorite book?Answer: Tequila mocking bird
Where are the best tacos served?Answer: In the Gulp of Mexico!
Why are mexican restaurants usually kept secret?Answer: No one will taco bout it.
Why can't Mexicans have a barbeque?Answer: The beans keep falling through the grill.
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