Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny avocado jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes avocados. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about avocado are clean and safe for everyone. Share these avocado jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Can I have your last avocado?Answer: Avocadon’t you dare.
How did that avocado baker make bread?Answer: With avoca-dough.
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym?Answer: Hard core
I love things that are indescribable, like the taste of an avocado or the smell of a gardenia.
If you have nothing but love for your avocados, and you take joy in turning them into guacamole, all you need is someone to share it with.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado cold.
Was your guacamole salad good?Answer: Yes, it was avocado this world.
What can you make with 6.02 x 10^23 avocados?Answer: Guaca-mole
What did one avocado half say to the other?Answer: Without you, I’m empty inside!
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?Answer: We’ve hit guac bottom!
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?Answer: Well, this is guacward.
What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole?Answer: You are all I avo wanted.
What do magician avocados say?Answer: Avocadabra
What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?Answer: Holy guacamole.
What do you call an avocado in church?Answer: Holy Guacamole!
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