Funny avocado jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny avocado jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes avocados. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about avocado are clean and safe for everyone. Share these avocado jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Can I have your last avocado?
How did that avocado baker make bread?
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym?
I love things that are indescribable, like the taste of an avocado or the smell of a gardenia.
Barbra Streisand
If you have nothing but love for your avocados, and you take joy in turning them into guacamole, all you need is someone to share it with.
Jason Mraz
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Avocado who?
Avocado cold.
Was your guacamole salad good?
What can you make with 6.02 x 10^23 avocados?
What did one avocado half say to the other?
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole?
What do magician avocados say?
What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?
What do you call an avocado in church?

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