What do you call an avocado that's been blessed by the pope?Answer: Holy Guacamole
What do you call people avoiding healthy fats?Answer: Avocadonts
What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?Answer: Avocabros
What do you call young avocados?Answer: Avokiddos
What do you say to an avocado who’s done a good job?Answer: Bravocado!
What does a duck that's made of avocado say?Answer: Guac
What is an avocado’s favorite song?Answer: I Guac the Line
What is Homer Simpson’s favourite fruit?Answer: An Avoca-D’oh!
What type of food is a duck and mole put together?Answer: Quackamole
What’s an avocado’s favorite kind of exercise?Answer: Avocardio
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