Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny cranberry jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Cranberries. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about cranberry are clean and safe for everyone. Share these cranberry jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
What are unhappy cranberries called?Answer: Blueberries
What did one cranberry say to another at Christmas?Answer: Tis the season to be jelly!
What do cranberries say during the holidays?Answer: Cranberry Christmas!
What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?Answer: A Cramberry
What happens when you're too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad?Answer: They turn into blueberries.
What is the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?Answer: A pirate buries his treasure while a cranberry farmer treasures his berries!
What's small, round, and blue?Answer: A cranberry holding its breath.
When are cranberries bad for your health?Answer: Cranberry gobbler. When you’re the cranberry.
Who scared the cranberry?Answer: The booberry
Why did the cranberries turn red?Answer: Because they saw the turkey dressing.
Why did the green bean casserole look away?Answer: Because he saw the cranberry dressing!
Why was the green bean ashamed?Answer: It saw the cranberry dressing.
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