Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny raspberry jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Raspberries. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about raspberry are clean and safe for everyone. Share these raspberry jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
How did Smoothie’s parents get engaged?Answer: Raspberry confessed to Banana, “We blend well together.”
How many raspberries are in a slice of fruit pi?Answer: 3.14
What did one raspberry say to the other?Answer: If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!
What did the doctor tell the patient with the raspberry growing out of his head?Answer: Just put some cream on it.
What do robots eat for dessert on thanksgiving?Answer: Raspberry pi.
What do you call a raspberry that uses foul language?Answer: Berry Rude.
What do you call a raspberry who got stepped on?Answer: Toe Jam.
What do you call a Russian raspberry?Answer: Rasputin
What do you call raspberries playing the guitar?Answer: A jam session
What was Prince’s favorite dessert?Answer: Raspberry Sorbet
What’s red and invisible?Answer: No raspberries
Why did the raspberry get in trouble?Answer: For being berry mean!
Why was the raspberry by himself?Answer: Because the banana split.
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