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Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?Answer: It was melondramatic.
How do you make a recipe pop with ginger?Answer: Play "Spice Girls" songs while you cook.
How do you make a salad wrap?Answer: By adding some beets...
How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?Answer: With jam in?
How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?Answer: Ra-ra-raw-raw Ra-ra-raw-raw.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
The Bangles are getting their own cooking show. Wok Like an Egyptian
What did Taylor Swift say to the melon?Answer: Look what you made me dew!
What did the Beatles eat when they were in India?Answer: Naan, naan, naan, naanaanaanaan!
What did the DJ say at the dinner party?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beat!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?Answer: Megadeath by Chocolate
What do you call a musician who drinks soda and sings at the same time?Answer: A popsinger
What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?Answer: Celine Dijon
What do you call a vegetarian post-punk band?Answer: Soy Division.
What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?Answer: A tooty fruity!
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