Funny music jokes

Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?

Answer: It was melondramatic.

How do you make a recipe pop with ginger?

Answer: Play "Spice Girls" songs while you cook.

How do you make a salad wrap?

Answer: By adding some beets...

How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

Answer: With jam in?

How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?

Answer: Ra-ra-raw-raw Ra-ra-raw-raw.

What did Taylor Swift say to the melon?

Answer: Look what you made me dew!

What did the Beatles eat when they were in India?

Answer: Naan, naan, naan, naanaanaanaan!

What did the DJ say at the dinner party?

Answer: Lettuce turnip the beat!

What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?

Answer: Megadeath by Chocolate

What do you call a musician who drinks soda and sings at the same time?

Answer: A popsinger

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Answer: Celine Dijon

What do you call a vegetarian post-punk band?

Answer: Soy Division.

What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?

Answer: A tooty fruity!

What do you call an herb that sings?

Answer: Elvis Parsley

What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?

Answer: A jam session

What do you call raspberries playing the guitar?

Answer: A jam session

What does Cher say to a vegetarian?

Answer: I Got Tofu babe.

What does the music at a horse rave sound like?

Answer: Oats oats oats oats...

What is a beef BBQ lover's favorite song lyric?

Answer: Is it meat you're looking for?

What is a beef eater's favorite song lyric?

Answer: My grill, talking 'bout my grill, my grill.

What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?

Answer: R n’ Brie.

What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?

Answer: Nacho Man

What is a cow's least favorite Elvis Presley song?

Answer: Love Meat Tenders

What is a DJs favorite vegetable?

Answer: A turnip

What is a pig’s favorite song?

Answer: Don’t Go Bacon My Heart

What is a pizza maker’s favorite song?

Answer: Slice, Slice Baby.

What is an avocado’s favorite song?

Answer: I Guac the Line

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Answer: Ban-ana-na!

What is corn on the cobb’s favorite song?

Answer: A-maize-ing Grace.

What is corn’s favorite music?

Answer: Pop

What is green and sings?

Answer: Elvis Parsley

What is the most popular Nirvana song in France?

Answer: Crepe me

What kind of cheese makes the best music?

Answer: Brieoncé

What kind of music does broccoli listen to?

Answer: Broc and Roll!

What kind of music does cheese listen to?

Answer: R'n'Brie!

What kind of vegetable is the most likely to be a rock and roll fan?

Answer: An ear of corn!

What music do chefs play in the kitchen?

Answer: Wok N Roll

What music do vegan goths listen to?

Answer: Soy division

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!

What's an oyster's favorite band?

Answer: Pearl Jam

What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey?

Answer: All about that baste.

What's the difference between a turkey and Def Leppard?

Answer: A turkey has two drumsticks.

What’s a pepper’s favorite song?

Answer: Spice spice baby!

What’s Abba’s favourite meal?

Answer: Chicken Tikka

What’s Adele’s favorite dessert?

Answer: Jello from the other side!

What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream?

Answer: Spoon

What’s the most musical part of the chicken?

Answer: The drumstick.

Who is an apple’s favourite pop singer?

Answer: Katy Peary

Who is Garfield's favorite singer?

Answer: Lasagna Del Rey

Who was the best rock and roll blueberry?

Answer: Chuck Berry

Why did the turkey join a band?

Answer: So he could use his drumsticks.

Why did the vegetable band break up?

Answer: They couldn't keep the beet.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Answer: Because he brought his own drumsticks.

Why was Ginger the only real Spice Girl?

Answer: Because Cumin, Parsley, Basil and Garlic were rejected...