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Funny kid jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny kid jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes kids. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about kid are clean and safe for everyone. Share these kid jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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Watermelon Farmer
A successful watermelon farmer is having some trouble. Some kids keep stealing his crops at night while he sleeping.

To scare them away he makes a sign saying "Caution: One of these watermelons are poisoned".

The next morning, he wakes up to this sign: "Caution: Now two of these watermelons are poisoned".
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