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Watermelon FarmerA successful watermelon farmer is having some trouble. Some kids keep stealing his crops at night while he sleeping.
To scare them away he makes a sign saying "Caution: One of these watermelons are poisoned".
The next morning, he wakes up to this sign: "Caution: Now two of these watermelons are poisoned".
Did you hear about the kid who drank 8 lemonades?Answer: He burped 7 Up!
What did mama bread say to her kids?Answer: It’s way past your breadtime!
What did the mom say when her kid dropped their hotdog?Answer: It could always be wurst!
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?Answer: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?Answer: Bready or not, here I crumb!
What do you call a baby sweet potato?Answer: A small fry
What do you call a kid from Belgium?Answer: A brussel sprout.
What do you call young avocados?Answer: Avokiddos
What is another name for brussels sprouts?Answer: Cabbage patch kids.
What is the difference between boogers and brussels sprouts?Answer: Little kids will eat boogers.
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?Answer: You can't get your kids to eat spinach.
What would you get if Miss Piggy and Jackie Chan got married and had kids?Answer: Pork chops.
What's the difference between bogeys and broccoli?Answer: Kids don't eat broccoli!
What’s the difference between broccoli and boogers?Answer: Kids don’t eat broccoli.
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