Funny kid jokes

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Watermelon Farmer
A successful watermelon farmer is having some trouble. Some kids keep stealing his crops at night while he sleeping.

To scare them away he makes a sign saying "Caution: One of these watermelons are poisoned".

The next morning, he wakes up to this sign: "Caution: Now two of these watermelons are poisoned".
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