Funny kid jokes

Watermelon Farmer

A successful watermelon farmer is having some trouble. Some kids keep stealing his crops at night while he sleeping.

To scare them away he makes a sign saying "Caution: One of these watermelons are poisoned".

The next morning, he wakes up to this sign: "Caution: Now two of these watermelons are poisoned".

Did you hear about the kid who drank 8 lemonades?

Answer: He burped 7 Up!

What did mama bread say to her kids?

Answer: It’s way past your breadtime!

What did the mom say when her kid dropped their hotdog?

Answer: It could always be wurst!

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

Answer: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?

Answer: Bready or not, here I crumb!

What do you call a baby sweet potato?

Answer: A small fry

What do you call a kid from Belgium?

Answer: A brussel sprout.

What do you call young avocados?

Answer: Avokiddos

What is another name for brussels sprouts?

Answer: Cabbage patch kids.

What is the difference between boogers and brussels sprouts?

Answer: Little kids will eat boogers.

What is the difference between boogers and spinach?

Answer: You can't get your kids to eat spinach.

What would you get if Miss Piggy and Jackie Chan got married and had kids?

Answer: Pork chops.

What's the difference between bogeys and broccoli?

Answer: Kids don't eat broccoli!

What’s the difference between broccoli and boogers?

Answer: Kids don’t eat broccoli.