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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.
Do they serve grilled T-bone steaks in Transylvania?Answer: Only very rarely.
How do ghosts like their eggs?Answer: Terror-fried.
How do you kill a gluten free Vampire?Answer: Garlic bread
How do you kill a vegetarian vampire?Answer: With a steak to the heart.
How many vampires showed up to the garlic eating competition?Answer: I don't know, it was countless...
The skeleton went to a BBQ to get spare ribs.
What did the chef say to the skeleton?Answer: BONE Apetit!
What did the garlic say to the vampire?Answer: Wanna pizza of me? You coward!
What did the ghost put on his bagel?Answer: SCREAM cheese
What did the ghosts eat for dinner?Answer: Spoke
What did the mummy have for lunch?Answer: A wrap
What do ghost eat for dinner?Answer: Spooketti
What do ghosts put on their bagels?Answer: Scream cheese!
What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?Answer: They both crustaceans
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