Funny dinner jokes

Did you hear about the man who choked on his lasagna dinner?

Answer: He pasta way.

How did the broccoli feel about being served for dinner?

Answer: It was steamed!

What always comes first at a Thanksgiving dinner?

Answer: The letter “T”!

What can never ever be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner?

Answer: Thanksgiving breakfast

What can you never eat for breakfast?

Answer: Dinner

What can’t you have for breakfast?

Answer: Lunch and dinner.

What did the ghosts eat for dinner?

Answer: Spoke

What did the Indian guy make for dinner?

Answer: Never mind, that's naan of your business.

What do earthquakes like to eat dinner on?

Answer: Tectonic plates

What do ghost eat for dinner?

Answer: Spooketti

What do horseflies do when you invite them to dinner?

Answer: They just drop in for a bite.

What do quarterbacks like to do at dinner?

Answer: Pass the salt.

What do you call an all-u-can-eat shrimp dinner?

Answer: Overkrill

What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner every night?

Answer: She doesn’t, she eats out!

What happens if you eat a dinner of yeast and shoe polish?

Answer: You’ll rise and shine in the morning.

What tables do you do not have to learn?

Answer: Dinner tables

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

Answer: The turkey.

Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?

Answer: So you can say "Merry Crispness"!

Why shouldn't you sit next to a turkey at dinner?

Answer: Because he will gobble it up.

Why shouldn’t you invite herbs to dinner?

Answer: No one has got thyme for dills.

Yo mamma is so fat, Bill Gates became broke after buying her dinner.