Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny dinner jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes dinners. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about dinner are clean and safe for everyone. Share these dinner jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Bacon, bacon, oh, I love me some bacon! It’s the secret ingredient to all my favorite recipes. I also could have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
Did you hear about the man who choked on his lasagna dinner?Answer: He pasta way.
How did the broccoli feel about being served for dinner?Answer: It was steamed!
What always comes first at a Thanksgiving dinner?Answer: The letter “T”!
What can never ever be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner?Answer: Thanksgiving breakfast
What can you never eat for breakfast?Answer: Dinner
What can’t you have for breakfast?Answer: Lunch and dinner.
What did the ghosts eat for dinner?Answer: Spoke
What did the Indian guy make for dinner?Answer: Never mind, that's naan of your business.
What do earthquakes like to eat dinner on?Answer: Tectonic plates
What do ghost eat for dinner?Answer: Spooketti
What do horseflies do when you invite them to dinner?Answer: They just drop in for a bite.
What do quarterbacks like to do at dinner?Answer: Pass the salt.
What do you call an all-u-can-eat shrimp dinner?Answer: Overkrill
What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner every night?Answer: She doesn’t, she eats out!
Do you have a funny joke about dinner that you would like to share? Click here to submit your joke!
Bookmark this site and come back tomorrow for more great jokes for food lovers.