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- Waiter! Whats wrong with the eggs in this breakfast taco?
- I don’t know sir, I only laid the table.
A tough old sheep farmer from Scotland gave some good advice to his granddaughter. He told her that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder onto her porridge every morning. The grand-daughter followed this dictum religiously until her death at the venerable age of 103.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great great grandchildren and a forty foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
Bacon, bacon, oh, I love me some bacon! It’s the secret ingredient to all my favorite recipes. I also could have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
Do you have porridge for breakfast?Answer: Kevin Bacon
Do you know why do French people usually have only one egg for their breakfast?Answer: Because one means oeuf in French.
Does a snowman have breakfast?Answer: Yes, he eats Ice Krispies.
How does Salvador Dali start his mornings?Answer: With a bowl of "Surreal".
I had Mediterranean food for breakfast, now I falafel.
What can never ever be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner?Answer: Thanksgiving breakfast
What can you never eat for breakfast?Answer: Dinner
What can’t you have for breakfast?Answer: Lunch and dinner.
What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?Answer: Apple Jacks
What did Williams Shakespeare cook for his breakfast?Answer: Hamlet, most of the time!
What do sweet potatoes eat for breakfast?Answer: Pota-toast with jam.
What do you call a cold meal?Answer: Brrrrrrrrrrreakfast
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