Does a snowman have breakfast?Answer: Yes, he eats Ice Krispies.
Funny cereal jokes
Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny cereal jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes cereals. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about cereal are clean and safe for everyone. Share these cereal jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud together!
Back to MealHow do you call a masked man with a butcher knife in a corn field?Answer: A cereal killer.
I just stepped on a cornflake. Now I'm officially a cereal killer.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
What brand of cereal is the strongest?Answer: Mini Wheats, because they’re shredded.
What cereal is worth its weight in gold?Answer: Golden Grahams
What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?Answer: Apple Jacks
What did the blonde say after glimpsing a box of Cheerios?Answer: OMG! Donut seeds!
What did the spoon dress up as to the Halloween party?Answer: A cereal killer.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?Answer: Frosted Flakes.
What do you call a group of cereal boxes that never keep their word?Answer: Corn flakes
What do you call it when you see fruit punch and a cereal box?Answer: A food fight!
What do you get when you cross breakfast and a cheerleader?Answer: Cheerios
What do you get when you put milk and cereal together?Answer: A yummy breakfast.
What does cereal say when it leaves the room?Answer: Cheerio
What does Cornelius call his silly friends?Answer: Corn flakes!
What does German cereal say when it sees the milk in the morning?Answer: Gluten-tag
What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast?Answer: Surreal and Milk!
What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?Answer: Mice krispies
What kind of murderer has fibre?Answer: A cereal killer.
Where do bananas like to go swimming?Answer: In a cereal bowl
Why are blondes like corn flakes?Answer: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.
Why can’t the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal for breakfast?Answer: They choke when they get too close to a bowl.
Why did Neo have to eat his cereal with a fork?Answer: Cos there is no spoon
Why does Thanos eat cereal?Answer: Because it's part of a well balanced breakfast
Why is A TV junkie like a hungry kid that just woke up?Answer: Because they both like cereals/serials!
Why was the boy called a cereal killer?Answer: Because he stepped on a cornflake!
Why were the Cheerios afraid of the man with a spoon?Answer: Because, he was a cereal killer!
Yo mama was so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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