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Does a snowman have breakfast?Answer: Yes, he eats Ice Krispies.
How do you call a masked man with a butcher knife in a corn field?Answer: A cereal killer.
I just stepped on a cornflake. Now I'm officially a cereal killer.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
What brand of cereal is the strongest?Answer: Mini Wheats, because they’re shredded.
What cereal is worth its weight in gold?Answer: Golden Grahams
What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?Answer: Apple Jacks
What did the blonde say after glimpsing a box of Cheerios?Answer: OMG! Donut seeds!
What did the spoon dress up as to the Halloween party?Answer: A cereal killer.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?Answer: Frosted Flakes.
What do you call a group of cereal boxes that never keep their word?Answer: Corn flakes
What do you call it when you see fruit punch and a cereal box?Answer: A food fight!
What do you get when you cross breakfast and a cheerleader?Answer: Cheerios
What do you get when you put milk and cereal together?Answer: A yummy breakfast.
What does cereal say when it leaves the room?Answer: Cheerio
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