What does Cornelius call his silly friends?Answer: Corn flakes!
What does German cereal say when it sees the milk in the morning?Answer: Gluten-tag
What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast?Answer: Surreal and Milk!
What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?Answer: Mice krispies
What kind of murderer has fibre?Answer: A cereal killer.
Where do bananas like to go swimming?Answer: In a cereal bowl
Why are blondes like corn flakes?Answer: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.
Why can’t the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal for breakfast?Answer: They choke when they get too close to a bowl.
Why did Neo have to eat his cereal with a fork?Answer: Cos there is no spoon
Why does Thanos eat cereal?Answer: Because it's part of a well balanced breakfast
Why is A TV junkie like a hungry kid that just woke up?Answer: Because they both like cereals/serials!
Why was the boy called a cereal killer?Answer: Because he stepped on a cornflake!
Why were the Cheerios afraid of the man with a spoon?Answer: Because, he was a cereal killer!
Yo mama was so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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