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A tough old sheep farmer from Scotland gave some good advice to his granddaughter. He told her that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder onto her porridge every morning. The grand-daughter followed this dictum religiously until her death at the venerable age of 103.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great great grandchildren and a forty foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
Before going away on another adventure, Goldilocks first stopped at Yoda’s house.
Goldilocks said to Yoda, “I’m leaving on my new adventure.”
Yoda said, “Wherever you go, may the porridge be with you.”
Customer: Excuse me, waiter. I hate to bother you but there's a big bug in my porridge. How do you explain this?
Waiter: Sir that just proves that the porridge is so good the bug could not resist swimming in it. Enjoy your meal!
Do you have porridge for breakfast?Answer: Kevin Bacon
It's a sunny morning in a big forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars. Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch and screams, "For gosh sakes, how many times do we have to go through this crap? I haven't made the porridge yet!"
We are not interested in the fact that the brain has the consistency of cold porridge.
What do you call a small building used to make porridge?Answer: An oathouse
What do you get when you mix curry and porridge?Answer: Courage
What is the Netherland’s favorite band?Answer: Holland oats
What’s green and eats porridge?Answer: Mouldilocks
Which vampire ate the three bears porridge?Answer: Ghouldilocks
Why wasn't Mummy Bear's porridge warm enough?Answer: Because it was yesterday's!
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