Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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Did you hear about the Mexican restaurant that only serves Indian food?Answer: Turns out the chef is a naan-conformist!
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?Answer: Great food, no atmosphere.
Have we been to this café before?Answer: I’m getting déjà brew.
Have you heard about the new restaurant called karma?Answer: There's no menu, you just get what you deserve!
How much cash can you make robbing an Indian restaurant?Answer: As much as you can curry.
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
It is funny how my wife waits for me in the kitchen all night till I come back from the pub....just to ask me what time it is.
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
The husband and the wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant
A few minutes later, the dinner was served.
Husband: The food looks great. Let's eat.
Wife: But honey, you always say a prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That's at home, sweetie. I'm sure the chef here knows how to cook.
Went to a pancake restaurant, and asked if my dinner would be long.
"No, sir, round" came the reply.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?Answer: A stomach-cake
What was the first thing Luke Skywalker said to the diners at his new restaurant?Answer: May the forks be with you.
What was the musician’s favorite pastry?Answer: A drumroll.
What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant?Answer: Wendys
What’s the difference between Call of Duty: Black Ops and a restaurant?Answer: A restaurant usually has a good host and servers that work.
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. ”Good heavens,” he said, ”what is this?” ”Why, it’s bean soup,” she replied. ”I don’t care what it has been,” he sputtered. ”What is it now?”
Where do ants go to eat?Answer: At a restaurant
Where do tired, angry person go out to eat?Answer: A rest-and-rant.
Which restaurant loves princesses?Answer: Taco BELLE!
Why are mexican restaurants usually kept secret?Answer: No one will taco bout it.
Why did the clock in the cafe run slow?Answer: It always went back four seconds!
Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?Answer: He got crêped out.
Why was the pig hired at the restaurant?Answer: He was good at bacon burgers.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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