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Funny restaurant jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny restaurant jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes restaurants. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about restaurant are clean and safe for everyone. Share these restaurant jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
Did you hear about the Mexican restaurant that only serves Indian food?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Have we been to this café before?
Have you heard about the new restaurant called karma?
How much cash can you make robbing an Indian restaurant?
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
It is funny how my wife waits for me in the kitchen all night till I come back from the pub....just to ask me what time it is.
The husband and the wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant

A few minutes later, the dinner was served.

Husband: The food looks great. Let's eat.

Wife: But honey, you always say a prayer before eating at home.

Husband: That's at home, sweetie. I'm sure the chef here knows how to cook.
Went to a pancake restaurant, and asked if my dinner would be long.
"No, sir, round" came the reply.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
What was the first thing Luke Skywalker said to the diners at his new restaurant?
What was the musician’s favorite pastry?
What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant?
What’s the difference between Call of Duty: Black Ops and a restaurant?

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