Funny takeaway jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny takeaway jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes takeaways. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about takeaway are clean and safe for everyone. Share these takeaway jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

How does the man in the moon eat his home delivery hamburgers?
How is delivered pizza like sex?
Just ordered Hong Kong style sweet and sour chicken from my local takeaway. 4 police officers delivered it and fired tear gas through my front door.
My old man never used to cook, so we lived on takeaway. The others were always jealous.
Sonny Bill Williams
What do you call a delivery driver from an indian takeaway?
What do you call a takeaway with dignity?
Why did the skeleton order a restaurant food delivery meal?

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