Funny pizza jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny pizza jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Pizza. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about pizza are clean and safe for everyone. Share these pizza jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

A blonde orders a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it into six, eight or twelve pieces.
The blonde replies "Six please. I could never eat twelve".
Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef?
Have you heard the joke about the pizza?
How can you tell if you are in love?
How do you fix a broken pizza?
How does pizza sauce introduce itself at a fiesta?
How is delivered pizza like sex?
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits.
Stefano Gabbana
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pasta who?
Pass the Pizza we're hungry!
Recently, the first pizza was delivered to astronauts aboard the International Space Station. I’d make a joke about it, but it would be too cheesy.
Waiter, will my pizza be long?
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
What did the cannibal order for take-out?
What did the fast food say before he got punched?
What did the garlic say to the vampire?

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