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A blonde orders a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it into six, eight or twelve pieces.
The blonde replies "Six please. I could never eat twelve".
Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef?Answer: He kneaded the dough
Have you heard the joke about the pizza?Answer: Never mind, it's too cheesy!
How can you tell if you are in love?Answer: If they stole a pizza your heart.
How do you fix a broken pizza?Answer: Tomato paste.
How does pizza sauce introduce itself at a fiesta?Answer: Yo no soy marinara
How is delivered pizza like sex?Answer: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits.
Pass the Pizza we're hungry!
Recently, the first pizza was delivered to astronauts aboard the International Space Station. I’d make a joke about it, but it would be too cheesy.
Waiter, will my pizza be long?Answer: No sir, it will be round!
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?Answer: There’s mushroom for improvement.
What did the cannibal order for take-out?Answer: Pizza, with everyone on it.
What did the fast food say before he got punched?Answer: You wanna pizza me?
What did the garlic say to the vampire?Answer: Wanna pizza of me? You coward!
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