Funny pizza jokes

A blonde orders a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it into six, eight or twelve pieces.
The blonde replies "Six please. I could never eat twelve".

Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef?

Answer: He kneaded the dough

Have you heard the joke about the pizza?

Answer: Never mind, it's too cheesy!

How can you tell if you are in love?

Answer: If they stole a pizza your heart.

How do you fix a broken pizza?

Answer: Tomato paste.

How does pizza sauce introduce itself at a fiesta?

Answer: Yo no soy marinara

How is delivered pizza like sex?

Answer: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pass the Pizza we're hungry!

Recently, the first pizza was delivered to astronauts aboard the International Space Station. I’d make a joke about it, but it would be too cheesy.

Waiter, will my pizza be long?

Answer: No sir, it will be round!

What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?

Answer: There’s mushroom for improvement.

What did the cannibal order for take-out?

Answer: Pizza, with everyone on it.

What did the fast food say before he got punched?

Answer: You wanna pizza me?

What did the garlic say to the vampire?

Answer: Wanna pizza of me? You coward!

What did the pepperoni say to the cook?

Answer: You wanna pizza me?

What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?

Answer: You don’t pepper-own-me.

What did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?

Answer: Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!

What did the tough pepperoni say?

Answer: Hey, you wanna pizza me?

What do you call a sleeping pizza?

Answer: A piZZZZZZa.

What do you call someone who likes pineapple but not on his pizza?

Answer: Sane

What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?

Answer: Slice to meet you.

What does an aardvark like on his pizza to go?

Answer: Ant-chovies

What is a pizza maker’s favorite song?

Answer: Slice, Slice Baby.

What is a pizza's favorite type of talk?

Answer: A pep talk!

What is a pizza’s favorite movie?

Answer: Pie hard.

What is the best paying job in the world?

Answer: I don’t know, but pizza chefs sure make a lot of dough

What is the tastiest tower in the world?

Answer: The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?

Answer: Cheeses Crust.

What pizza do dogs eat?

Answer: Puperoni

What's Homer Simpson's least favorite ingredient in pizza?

Answer: Dough!

What's the best way to stuff a turkey?

Answer: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!

Whats a popcorn's favorite pizza topping?

Answer: Popperoni

What’s a puppy’s favorite kind of pizza?

Answer: Pupperoni

Where do pepperonis go on vacation?

Answer: The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

Why did the hipster burn his lips?

Answer: He ate his pizza before it was cool.

Why did the man go into the pizza business?

Answer: He wanted to make some dough.

Why do I always fall in love with people who order Dominos for me?

Answer: They have a pizza my heart.

Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?

Answer: Because he’s such a fungi.

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.