Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny pudding jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes puddings. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about pudding are clean and safe for everyone. Share these pudding jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Did you hear about the guy who made pudding with spoiled milk?Answer: It was quite off-pudding.
First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"
Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"
First soldier: "Why ever not?"
Second soldier: "It's against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding on your shoes before your trousers is a bad idea!
What do you call an academic paper written by a pudding?Answer: A dessertation
What do you call pudding that’s starting to go bad?Answer: Off-pudding
What does a camel do on a pudding?Answer: Walks through the dessert.
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?Answer: Chocolate mousse
What is Donald Trump's favorite dessert?Answer: Vladimir Pudding
What's a lawyer's favourite pudding?Answer: A Sue-it pudding
Which is the left side of a pudding?Answer: The side that's not eaten!
Why did the superconductor eat all the pudding?Answer: It couldn't resist.
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