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Funny hummus jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny hummus jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Hummuses. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about hummus are clean and safe for everyone. Share these hummus jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

A man was found dead in a vat of falafel dressing. Police are treating it as a hummuscide.
I hate chickpeas. I like hummus but I ate that before I realised it was made out of chickpeas.
John Cooper Clarke
What did one chickpea say to the other?
What do you call it when one chickpea murders another?
What happens when you electrocute a chickpea?

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