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Did you hear about the chickpeas who took a tumble?Answer: It was falafel.
I hate chickpeas. I like hummus but I ate that before I realised it was made out of chickpeas.
Two chickpeas are walking down the street when one chickpea starts to vomit.
The other chickpea asks, "Are you okay?" and the chickpea answers, "No, I falafel."
What did one chickpea say to the other?Answer: Hummus a tune!
What did the chickpea say when it got a stomach ache?Answer: I falafel
What did the sad chickpea say?Answer: I falafel
What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?Answer: Fawaffle
What do you call it when one chickpea murders another?Answer: A hummus-cide
What happens when you electrocute a chickpea?Answer: You'll get charged with hummuscide.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?Answer: I've never had a lentil on my face!
Why do chickpeas hate being pulverized to bits and rolled into balls?Answer: Because it makes them falafel.
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