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Funny chickpea jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny chickpea jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes chickpeas. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about chickpea are clean and safe for everyone. Share these chickpea jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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Did you hear about the chickpeas who took a tumble?
I hate chickpeas. I like hummus but I ate that before I realised it was made out of chickpeas.
John Cooper Clarke
Two chickpeas are walking down the street when one chickpea starts to vomit.
The other chickpea asks, "Are you okay?" and the chickpea answers, "No, I falafel."
What did one chickpea say to the other?
What did the chickpea say when it got a stomach ache?
What did the sad chickpea say?
What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?
What do you call it when one chickpea murders another?
What happens when you electrocute a chickpea?
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
Why do chickpeas hate being pulverized to bits and rolled into balls?

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