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Back to IngredientHow do you make a blueberry?Answer: You strangle a pea.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas let me in now!
What do vegetables wish for, more than anything else in the whole world?Answer: Peas (peace) on earth!
What do you call a pea that falls off your plate?Answer: An Esca-pea!
What do you call an angry pea?Answer: A grum-pea!
What do you you call a sleeping pea?Answer: A resti-pea!
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef?Answer: Everyone would roast beef.
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Answer: Everyone can roast beef but nobody can pea soup!
What's the gardeners favorite novel?Answer: War and Peas
What’s thanos’ favorite legume?Answer: Snap peas.
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Answer: It’s easy to roast beef.
Why is a carrot orange and pointy?Answer: Because if it was green and round, it would be a pea!
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