Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny pea jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes peas. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about pea are clean and safe for everyone. Share these pea jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Back to IngredientHow do you make a blueberry?Answer: You strangle a pea.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas let me in now!
What do vegetables wish for, more than anything else in the whole world?Answer: Peas (peace) on earth!
What do you call a pea that falls off your plate?Answer: An Esca-pea!
What do you call an angry pea?Answer: A grum-pea!
What do you you call a sleeping pea?Answer: A resti-pea!
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef?Answer: Everyone would roast beef.
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Answer: Everyone can roast beef but nobody can pea soup!
What's the gardeners favorite novel?Answer: War and Peas
What’s thanos’ favorite legume?Answer: Snap peas.
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Answer: It’s easy to roast beef.
Why is a carrot orange and pointy?Answer: Because if it was green and round, it would be a pea!
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