Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny beef jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes beefs. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about beef are clean and safe for everyone. Share these beef jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Don’t use “beef stew” as a computer password. It’s not stroganoff.
How many Indians eat beef?Answer: Naan
If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef?
What did the butcher say to the cow?Answer: Let's beefriends.
What did the turkey say on Thanksgiving?Answer: Real men eat beef!
What do you call a cow with no legs?Answer: Ground beef
What does the ghost like on his roast beef?Answer: Grave-y
What happened to the lost beef shipment?Answer: Nobody's herd.
What is a beef eater's favorite song lyric?Answer: My grill, talking 'bout my grill, my grill.
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Answer: Everyone can roast beef but nobody can pea soup!
What spoiled the big Fourth of July beef steak BBQ?Answer: When the mosquitoes next door dropped by for a bite.
What's a social gathering where everyone has beef with everyone?Answer: BBQ
What's the typographer's favourite sandwich filling?Answer: Kerned beef
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Answer: It’s easy to roast beef.
Which cookout beef steak can see into your future?Answer: A Medium
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