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A vegan walked into a bar and asked the bartender: "Are these cruelty-free peanuts?"
Can vegans eat pudding?Answer: No, you cant have any pudding if you don't eat your meat.
Did you ever hear the one about the vegan masochist who insisted on being flogged with the whole cow?
Did you hear about the vegan devil worshipper?Answer: He sold his soul to seitan!
How can you tell if someone is a vegan?Answer: Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
How do you propose to a vegan?Answer: With an onion ring and a bouquet of cauliflowers.
How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?Answer: Two. One to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.
How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: No idea. But where do you get your protein?
I met this woman today who said she recognized me from a vegan group, but I'd never met herbivore.
If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef?
The quickest way to become a nutritionist? Talk to a vegan. Suddenly everyone becomes an expert on food when they meet a vegan.
Vegans need to lay off attacking others for their eating habits....the last thing we need is another Spinach Inquisition.
What did the grill master say to the vegan?Answer: Sorry, I can't listen to your rantings right now, while more important things are at steak.
What do vegans wear when going to the pool?Answer: A zucchini
What do veggies say on their birthday?Answer: Lettuce celebrate!
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