Funny vegan jokes

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A vegan walked into a bar and asked the bartender: "Are these cruelty-free peanuts?"
Can vegans eat pudding?
Did you ever hear the one about the vegan masochist who insisted on being flogged with the whole cow?
Did you hear about the vegan devil worshipper?
How can you tell if someone is a vegan?
How do you propose to a vegan?
How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
I met this woman today who said she recognized me from a vegan group, but I'd never met herbivore.
If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef?
The quickest way to become a nutritionist? Talk to a vegan. Suddenly everyone becomes an expert on food when they meet a vegan.
Vegans need to lay off attacking others for their eating habits....the last thing we need is another Spinach Inquisition.
What did the grill master say to the vegan?
What do vegans wear when going to the pool?
What do veggies say on their birthday?

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