What do you call a fascist vegan?Answer: Lactose intolerant.
What do you call a militant vegan?Answer: Lactose intolerant.
What do you call a nervous celery stalk?Answer: An edgy veggie!
What kind of table do gardeners use at the Farmer's Market?Answer: A vege-table!
What music do vegan goths listen to?Answer: Soy division
What’s Michelle Obama’s favorite veggie?Answer: Barackoli
What’s the toughest part of being a vegan?Answer: Apparently keeping it to yourself.
Why was the teenage veggie so snarky?Answer: She didn’t carrot all.
Yo mama so stupid she became a vegan.
You know how you know milk is bad?Answer: When it's outside of the cow...
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