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Did you hear Aerosmith just wrote a Chinese cookbook?Answer: Wok This Way!
Following a recipe, says I need: apples, five cubed. 125 sounds like a lot of apples for a pie…
How do you call a pastry chef who came up with a new recipe for a cake?Answer: A pieoneer
How do you make a recipe pop with ginger?Answer: Play "Spice Girls" songs while you cook.
What are the most dangerous recipes?Answer: Ones that call for squashes and whipped cream.
What can you always substitute for ice in recipe?Answer: Frozen water
What do you you call a sleeping pea?Answer: A resti-pea!
What is the best thing to put in Gramma's stuffing recipe?Answer: Your teeth!
Why can't blondes make ice cubes?Answer: They always forget the recipe.
Why don't blondes double the amounts in recipes when cooking for more people?Answer: The oven usually doesn't go to 700 degrees.
Wife: I hate that beggar.
Wife: That rascal, yesterday I gave him food and today he gave me a Cookbook!
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