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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
How do chickens bake a cake?Answer: From scratch!
How do you call a pastry chef who came up with a new recipe for a cake?Answer: A pieoneer
I eat cake everyday because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere out there and I like celebrating it.
If you’re trying to create a company, it’s like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion.
Life is a cake and love is the icing on top of it. Without love, it becomes difficult to swallow life.
Life is short, eat the cake.
Mother: Why is your little brother crying?
Son: Because I won’t give him my piece of cake.
Mother: ls his piece gone?
Son: Yes - he cried when I ate that, too.
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
What did the cake say to the fork?Answer: You want a piece of me?
What did the cake say to the knife?Answer: Do you want a piece of me?
What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?Answer: Hey, what’s eating you?
What do mice like to eat for their birthdays?Answer: Cheesecake
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?Answer: Angel food cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?Answer: Megadeath by Chocolate
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