What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?Answer: Desserted
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?Answer: You can have your cake and eat it too.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?Answer: A stomach-cake
What kind of cake do you get at a fast food restaurant?Answer: A stomach cake.
What should you say to an unhappy cake?Answer: What’s eating you?
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?Answer: Your teeth!
What’s a balanced diet like?Answer: A slice of cake in each hand!
What’s the world’s fastest cake?Answer: Scooone...
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?Answer: Tarzipan
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?Answer: When you slice it!
Which dessert is perfect for eating in bed?Answer: A sheet cake.
Why did the man put the cake in his freezer?Answer: He was asked to ice it.
Why did the student eat his homework?Answer: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why was the cake baker unsuccessful?Answer: His cakes were always choco-late to the birthday parties!
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