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Did you hear about the seafood diet?Answer: You see food and you eat it.
Have you heard of the garlic diet?Answer: You don't lose much weight, but from a distance, your friends think you look thinner.
How much bread can you eat on a low carb diet in India?Answer: Naan
My brother’s on a seafood diet.
Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.
My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck?
Student: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Student: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet?Answer: A desserter
What do you get when you put the right amount of meat and vegetables on a scale?Answer: A balanced meal
What kind of people go on diets?Answer: People who are thick and tired of their weight.
What’s a balanced diet like?Answer: A slice of cake in each hand!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?Answer: Donuts
Whiskey diet: I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
Why did the lizard go on a diet?Answer: It weighed too much for its scales.
Why do people on a diet eat TV dinners?Answer: So they could watch what they eat!
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