Funny diet jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny diet jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes diets. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about diet are clean and safe for everyone. Share these diet jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Did you hear about the seafood diet?
Have you heard of the garlic diet?
How much bread can you eat on a low carb diet in India?
My brother’s on a seafood diet.
Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.
My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck?
Student: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Student: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet?
What do you get when you put the right amount of meat and vegetables on a scale?
What kind of people go on diets?
What’s a balanced diet like?
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Whiskey diet: I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why do people on a diet eat TV dinners?

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