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What's a social gathering where everyone has beef with everyone?Answer: BBQ
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?Answer: The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What did the bagel say to the pastor?Answer: I’m holier than you!
What do you call a nervous celery stalk?Answer: An edgy veggie!
Why do drunks like Christmas?Answer: Because it’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers