Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?Answer: It wanted to become a watermelon.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
You look absolutely radishing.
What kind of vegetable is jealous?Answer: A green bean!
How is a beer better than a woman?Answer: A beer doesn't get jealous if you grab another beer.
What's the universal key to a lovely Thanksgiving?Answer: The turkey.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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