Yo mama's so fat even Dora the Explorer couldn't explore her.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
How do farmers party?Answer: They turnip the beets.
What do you call a fat pineapple?Answer: A pineapple chunk!
What vegetable might you find in your basement?Answer: Cellar-y
You guys want to hear a sausage pun?Answer: Nevermind they are the wurst
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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