How do you make a strawberry turnover?Answer: Push it down a hill.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What did the tough pepperoni say?Answer: Hey, you wanna pizza me?
What do you call a mythical milkshake?Answer: Legendairy
Why does some sushi have the rice on the inside of the seaweed wrap?Answer: That's just how it rolls.
What do you call it when one chickpea murders another?Answer: A hummus-cide
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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