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Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why do the French like to eat snails?Answer: Because they don't like fast food!
Why did the turkey join a band?Answer: So he could use his drumsticks.
What type of cheese is commonly served on horror movie sets?Answer: Gore-gonzola!
What kind of beer is always served in a bucket of ice?Answer: Pail ale!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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