What's white on the inside and green on the outside?Answer: A banana dressed up as a cucumber!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What table can you eat?Answer: A vegetable
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please."
What do chickens grow on?Answer: Eggplants
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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