Which fruit loves the activities in their retirement community?Answer: Elder-berries!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food. Sushi left me.
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?Answer: Well, this is guacward.
Why do drunks like Christmas?Answer: Because it’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
What is a whale’s favorite food?Answer: Fish and ships.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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