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Two peanuts walk into a bar.Answer: One was a-salted.
I planted some root vegetables in my yard. We'll see what turnips.
What do you call a cow with no legs?Answer: Ground beef
What key won't open any door?Answer: A turkey.
Orange you glad to see me?
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers