Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes for all foodies and food lovers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns about food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these food jokes and with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Why was the green bean ashamed?Answer: It saw the cranberry dressing.
How did the man feel when he put too much sauce on his rice?Answer: He was over soyed.
Why are cooks cruel?Answer: Because they whip cream and beat eggs!
Farmers are real experts, they are often outstanding in their fields.
What kind of shoes are made from banana peels?Answer: Slippers!
What can you never eat for breakfast?Answer: Dinner
What looks like half apple?Answer: The other half.
What do you put on a dead fruits gravestone?Answer: R.I.P.E
What did the vegetables say at the garden party?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!
How does the German baker greet his customers?Answer: Gluten Morgen