What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?Answer: Shut the door I am dressing!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?Answer: The casse-role.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter wrap up – it’s cold out here!
Why are Blackberries never lonely?Answer: Because they hang around in bunches.
Where does a car thief go for a quick pork meal?Answer: To the chop shop.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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