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Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder?Answer: He went into a korma.
Which spice is the worst at keeping secrets?Answer: Only thyme will tell.
Why wasn’t the young veggie allowed to start in the game?Answer: He was a green bean.
How do you make a milkshake?Answer: Give it a good scare!
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers