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Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes for all foodies and food lovers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns about food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these food jokes and with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Random jokes

What dressing do cruise directors put on their salad?
If a sauce expires, will it be called Sausage?
I accidentally dropped a full two liter bottle of ginger ale onto my bare foot. Fortunately it was a soft drink.
Why did the bread cross the road?
Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Latest 5 jokes

What did the salad say to the kidnapper?
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?
What do you call to bananas on the floor?