What kind of food do race car drivers prefer?Answer: Fast food
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Guest: "What's that fly doing in my gravy?"
Waiter: "Looks like breaststroke!"
Why did he have a hot dog in his shoe?Answer: It was a foot-long.
What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?Answer: Donor Kebab
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?Answer: They are both ginger nuts!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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