What did the farmer say when he lost all his vegetables?Answer: Oh, they'll turnip somewhere!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What is white and giggles?Answer: A tickled onion!
What is a whale’s favorite food?Answer: Fish and ships.
What does a cow order at Starbucks?Answer: A half-calf-double-latte.
Why didn’t the butter take the part in the new movie?Answer: Because it didn’t like the roll it was being offered.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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