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Did you hear about the Brit who had developed a pastry addiction?Answer: He became a total sconer.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange juice!
Orange juice who?
Orange juice sorry you asked?
Why did the lemon go to the doctor?Answer: His stomach was sour!
What do you call a bunch of shrimp getting drunk?Answer: A shrimp cocktail party.
What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?Answer: A banana split.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers