What new crop did the farmer plant?Answer: Beets me.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
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Some things in life are more or less similar to baking cakes. Just roll with them.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?Answer: It tends to get stale.
What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?Answer: Pineapple
What kind of flower should never be put in a vase?Answer: Cauliflower
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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