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When shopping for cheese, I always ask myself: “To brie, or not to brie?”
What do you call a pig that does karate?Answer: Pork Chop!
What does a vegetable in love tell his date?Answer: Let’s not beet around the bush.
What jam can't you eat?Answer: A traffic jam.
What did Uncle Jim say to the pecan?Answer: I only have pies for you.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers