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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Waffle!
Waffle who?
Stop waffling around and open the door!
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey
How did Melanie improve her hearing?Answer: She ate an ear of corn.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
How is a beer better than a woman?Answer: A beer never gets a headache, although it may give you a headache in the morning.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers