What is a ninja's favorite drink?Answer: Waaaaaaaater
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What did one cranberry say to another at Christmas?Answer: Tis the season to be jelly!
Why couldn’t the peanut butter afford a sandwich?Answer: It needed bread.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?Answer: The Stilton.
What did the yoghurt say to the cheese?Answer: Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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