What is it called if you drink tequila inside a cave?Answer: A shot in the dark.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
How does a vegan begin grace before meals?Answer: Lettuce pray.
What do you get if you cross a doll with some ketchup, honey, mustard and onions in Kansas City?Answer: Barbie-que sauce
Why did my Mum say when she drank MY strawberry shake?Answer: That was berry nice.
Did you see the film about the Hot Dog?Answer: It was an Oscar-weiner!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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