What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?Answer: A flip-flop
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Do you serve vegetarians here?
Waiter: Of course, how would you like them cooked?
Besides watermelon, there should be windmelon, firemelon and earthmelon. The four elemelons.
What do you call candy that was stolen?Answer: Hot chocolate!
What's a vegetable's favourite martial art?Answer: Carrotee!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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