Went to a pancake restaurant, and asked if my dinner would be long.
"No, sir, round" came the reply.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Customer: There’s a dead beetle in my soup!
Waiter: Sorry, we didn’t teach him to swim!
What kind of tables did the mother want her kid to eat?Answer: Vegetables
Does anybody know any jokes about salt?Answer: Na
What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?Answer: No thanks, I'm stuffed.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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