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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please."
What does a nosey pepper do?Answer: Gets jalapeno business!
What did the Taqueria chef say he did on vacation?Answer: Taco bout what an awesome time he had!
Strawberries are what make life taste wonderful.
Today I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for bread. They told me they had naan.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers