Why did the alcoholic keep switching between vodka and gin?Answer: He was skilled at multi flasking.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why does the blonde always put her laptop on a cooling rack while she's using it online?Answer: 'Cause it says, "This site uses cookies, Duh!"
Did that taco chef act rudely toward me?Answer: Yeah, he was jalapeño business.
How do you make a cheeseburger sad?Answer: Make it with blue cheese!
What do you call a cow with no legs?Answer: Ground beef
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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