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Did you hear about the wimp at the seafood buffet?Answer: He tried to pull an oyster from the serving tray, but ended up pulling a mussel.
If tomatoes are fruit...that means ketchup is a smoothie.
What is one kind of food that speaks a language?Answer: An English muffin
What do you call a sleeping pizza?Answer: A piZZZZZZa.
Why do university administrators love asparagus?Answer: It’s all stem.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers