What happens when you tell an egg a joke?Answer: It cracks up!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
What does a ghost drink?Answer: Booze
Why didn't the coconuts go to the ballet?Answer: They were afraid of the nutcracker.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?Answer: Cashew
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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