What music do chefs play in the kitchen?Answer: Wok N Roll
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do you call a banana that gets all the girls?Answer: A banana smoothie!
A man was found dead in a vat of falafel dressing. Police are treating it as a hummuscide.
What did the strawberry say when the blueberry asked to be friends?Answer: I’d like to be your friend berry much!
Why was the orange so good at running races?Answer: It was always juiced up and ready to go!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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