Did you hear about the fruit that gave people a warm fuzzy feeling all over?Answer: She was a real peach
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
When does coffee taste like mud?Answer: When it's ground!
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?Answer: A stomach-cake
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum?Answer: He got stuck in Orbit.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?Answer: Cheese sticks.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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