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What do you call raspberries playing the guitar?Answer: A jam session
I love berries. Strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, black berries, anything with an 'errie' in it!
What is Homer Simpson's favorite snack?Answer: D'oh nuts
It is funny how my wife waits for me in the kitchen all night till I come back from the pub....just to ask me what time it is.
What is green and pecks on trees?Answer: Woody Wood Pickle!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers