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What is a cheetahs favorite food?Answer: Fast food!
What is an avocado’s favorite song?Answer: I Guac the Line
Where are the best tacos served?Answer: In the Gulp of Mexico!
How did the hipster burn his tongue?Answer: He drank his coffee before it was cool.
What’s the difference between Call of Duty: Black Ops and a restaurant?Answer: A restaurant usually has a good host and servers that work.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers