What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?Answer: You can have your cake and eat it too.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What type of pasta do they serve at the haunted house?Answer: Fettuccini afraido!
Why can't blondes make ice cubes?Answer: They always forget the recipe.
Why is a bottle of beer better than religion?Answer: Beer doesn't care how you have sex.
When asked how he was feeling, what did the pumpkin say?Answer: I'm vine, thanks for asking.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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