Where does food go when it commits a crime?Answer: Food Court!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Did you hear the one about the dog who ate a bunch of garlic?Answer: His bark was worse than his bite.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter wrap up – it’s cold out here!
Why did the car stop for a picnic?Answer: It was in park!
Why is popcorn way better than a movie?Answer: Because they are just so much butter.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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