Why won’t anyone sit next to a watermelon?Answer: They have a strange smelon.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
A man is at a restaurant. He orders soup.
Man: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren’t you laughing?
What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?Answer: Ham and eggs!
What kind of vegetable is the most likely to be a rock and roll fan?Answer: An ear of corn!
Guest: Waiter, what do you call this dish?
Waiter: Chicken Surprise.
Guest: But I don’t see any chicken!
Waiter: That’s the surprise!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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