What type of food is a duck and mole put together?Answer: Quackamole
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do you eat when you're cold and angry?Answer: A brr-grr!
What kind of socks do you need to plant asparagus?Answer: Garden hose!
What vegetable should you always keep in the trunk of your car?Answer: Asparagus
How do you make a phone call in a garden?Answer: You use a cauliflower.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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