How does the tea bag daredevil warn his audience?Answer: Don’t chai this at home…
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Where did Mario buy his lunch?Answer: Mario Mart
What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving?Answer: Good-pie everyone.
What did the hungry computer eat?Answer: Chips, one byte at a time.
What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?Answer: I'd tap that.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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