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Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion?Answer: Speachless
- Waiter, what is this fly doing in the salsa?
- Looks like the backstroke.
What do you call a banana that likes to dance?Answer: A banana shake!
What kind of salt do gymnasts use?Answer: Somersault.
Why was the Indian baker not concerned about his bread?Answer: It was a naan issue.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers