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Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
How did the fungus find a place to grow?Answer: Oh, it doesn’t need mushroom!
Why are watermelons such good entrepreneurs?Answer: They always have seed money.
What kind of vegetables do they grow in Antarctica?Answer: Frozen ones!
Why don’t you need to hurry when gathering herbs in the garden?Answer: Because you’ve got plenty of thyme.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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