Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes for all foodies and food lovers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns about food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these food jokes and with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?Answer: You suffer from pickled hearing!
What do you call a Triceratops with carrots in its ears?Answer: Anything you like, it can't hear you!
How do you make a blueberry?Answer: You strangle a pea.
What kind of chips wear flip-flops?Answer: Free-toes
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?Answer: Doughnut hole me back.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers
