Why does it take mom so long to make Mexican food?Answer: Because she likes to talk-o lot.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why did the lemon stop halfway across the road?Answer: He ran out of juice!
What vegetable do gardeners plant for their cats?Answer: As-purr-agus!
Did you hear about the fruit that gave people a warm fuzzy feeling all over?Answer: She was a real peach
Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?Answer: They always get a scoop.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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