What’s the best vegetable to feed to a captive animal?Answer: Zoo-chini!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do they say about drinking too much tequila?Answer: I can't remember.
Had too much wine last night. Have no idea how I got home from the sofa.
Our kitchen is so small we can only use condensed milk.
What do bees chew?Answer: Bumble-gum
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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