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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"
What kind of pasta does the pope eat?Answer: Holy macaroni!
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?Answer: She thought it was diet coke.
Why didn’t the ice cream sandwich like the popsicle?Answer: Because the popsicle had a stick up her butt!
Which vegetable is a sailor’s least favorite?Answer: Leeks
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers