What is a cow's least favorite Elvis Presley song?Answer: Love Meat Tenders
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why did the biscuit cry?Answer: His mum had been a wafer too long.
What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table?Answer: We're toast!
Why do trains like gum so much?Answer: Because they chew-chew!
Who can beat any burger at golf?Answer: A links sausage!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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