Is a jalapeño hot?Answer: No, it’s actually a little chili!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant?Answer: Two fish got battered!
You’ve heard of Newton’s Laws but have you heard of Cole’s Law?Answer: It’s really tasty, it goes well with salad.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rice.
Rice who?
Rice you to the swings.
Why did the watermelon go crazy?Answer: He lost his rind.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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