Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
How do you call a pastry chef who came up with a new recipe for a cake?Answer: A pieoneer
What did the boy say when he chased the food?Answer: That’s fast food!
What do magician avocados say?Answer: Avocadabra
Does a snowman have breakfast?Answer: Yes, he eats Ice Krispies.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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