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Did you hear about the wimp at the seafood buffet?Answer: He tried to pull an oyster from the serving tray, but ended up pulling a mussel.
Do you know why I always add Soya sauce to my rice?Answer: Because brown rice is healthier than white rice!
What do you call beer on your chin?Answer: A beered
Without chocolate, we would have to find something else to do with the fruit & nuts.
What do you call a musician who drinks soda and sings at the same time?Answer: A popsinger
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers