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Why wasn’t there any food left after the Halloween party?Answer: Everyone was a goblin!
You know how I spice things up in the bedroom?Answer: I have curry in bed...
What is the most favourite meal of a car?Answer: Brake-fast
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?Answer: A poultry-geist!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?Answer: Because it wasn't peeling well!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers