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Jesus and Michelin Star chefs have one thing in common.
They can both feed 5,000 people with 2 loaves of bread and 5 fish.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?Answer: Donuts
What happens when and ice cube gets angry?Answer: It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
What's a werewolf’s favorite kind of bean to eat?Answer: A human bean
Why did Johnny jump up and down before he drank his juice?Answer: The carton said to shake well before drinking!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers