Did you know Pancake Day is today?Answer: It creped up on us.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Guest: Waiter there's a snail in my salad!
Waiter: That's okay, sir. Snail don't eat much.
What do you call a stolen sweet potato?Answer: A hot potato
- Waiter! Why is there a fly in my taco!
- I’m so sorry! I must have missed it when I picked out the others!
What is the most attractive drink?Answer: A hot chocolate
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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