What did the penne say to the macaroni when they were walking slowly?Answer: Go pasta!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do pastry chefs like to watch on HBO?Answer: Game of Scones: All men must dine.
What do you call candy that was stolen?Answer: Hot chocolate!
Why did the drunk climb up on the bar roof?Answer: He heard the next one was on the house!
What's a werewolf’s favorite kind of bean to eat?Answer: A human bean
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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