Food jokes that are actually fun to share

A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!

Random jokes

Wife keeps saying baking is difficult. Finally tried my hand at it. It was a piece of cake!
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
Who serves all you can eat rabbit stew?
What do you get when you eat ice cream in the sun?
Besides watermelon, there should be windmelon, firemelon and earthmelon. The four elemelons.

Latest 5 jokes

A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?

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