What do you say to a pickle in the morning?Answer: Rise and Brine!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, "Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please"!
Did you hear about the hamburger who couldn't stop making jokes?Answer: He was on a roll!
Went to the shop today to buy some lemons and apples, but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip.
What does Batman put in his whiskey?Answer: Justice
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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