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Where did Mario buy his lunch?Answer: Mario Mart
There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
Have you heard the joke about the butter?Answer: I better not tell you, it might spread.
Went to a pancake restaurant, and asked if my dinner would be long.
"No, sir, round" came the reply.
What did the turkey say on Thanksgiving?Answer: Real men eat beef!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers