- Waiter waiter! Theres a bee in my taco!
- Yes sir, its the fly’s day off.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do pancakes and baseball have in common?Answer: They both depend on the batter!
What do you call a pea that falls off your plate?Answer: An Esca-pea!
I thought I was drowning in Sprite, but it was only a Fanta sea.
How do you turn a pumpkin into another vegetable?Answer: Throw it up into the air, and it will come down squash.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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