Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes for all foodies and food lovers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns about food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these food jokes and with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
What did the bottle of water say to the spy?Answer: The name’s Bond … Hydrogen bond.
Have a gourd time on Halloween.
How much cash can you make robbing an Indian restaurant?Answer: As much as you can curry.
Why do sailors eat so many carrots?Answer: It helps them sea better!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Parsley!
Parsley who?
Parsley the sauce please!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers