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What kind of food do race car drivers prefer?Answer: Fast food
Why did the baker get a second job?Answer: He needed some extra dough.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”
Is a jalapeño hot?Answer: No, it’s actually a little chili!
What do Mexican clocks say?Answer: Tick taco
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers