Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?Answer: Frosted Flakes.
Why don’t croissants like warm weather?Answer: Things get Toasty!
What do you call a bagel with wings?Answer: A plane bagel.
What did one strawberry say to the other?Answer: If you weren’t so fresh, we wouldn’t be in this jam.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
Looking for more laughs? Discover more funny websites we recommend.