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Life can be a little bit frosty, but really it is what you bake it.
Why don't men cook at home?Answer: No one's invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.
What do you call a running turkey?Answer: Fast food.
What veggie does a gourd become when an elephant steps on it?Answer: Squash
If tomatoes are fruit...that means ketchup is a smoothie.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers