What kind of people go on diets?Answer: People who are thick and tired of their weight.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?Answer: Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
Why did the Golden Delicious go to jail?Answer: Because he was a rotten apple.
What does a bagel call its grandfather?Answer: Poppy
Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut company?Answer: She was fed up with the hole business!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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