Why don't shrimp like basketball?Answer: Cause they're afraid of the net.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What kind of lettuce did they serve on The Titanic?Answer: Iceberg
Why does vegan cheese taste bad?Answer: It hasn’t been tested on mice.
Tried to get video of Chuck Norris kicking a cap off a bottle. But the cap fled in terror before it happened.
What are chefs always trying the win?Answer: The Hunger Games.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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