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What kind of people go on diets?Answer: People who are thick and tired of their weight.
What do pigs like on their Chinese food?Answer: Sooey sauce.
Student: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Student: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
What's a horror nuts favorite movie?Answer: The Creature from the Black Legume
What do you call a cow that has just given birth?Answer: De-calf-inated!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers