What happens when veggies throw a party?Answer: They get a DJ to turnip the beet.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What did the yeast confess to the bag of flour?Answer: I loaf you dough much!
What do cloves use for money?Answer: Garlic "bread"
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cashew.
Cashew who?
Bless you!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?Answer: Pumpkin pi.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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