Is that a butternut squash in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?Answer: Something punny.
What do you call it when you make asian food in the jungle?Answer: Taking a Wok on the wild side.
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?Answer: They are both ginger nuts!
Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?Answer: Because it was cultured.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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