Where did Mario buy his lunch?Answer: Mario Mart
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why did the pastry store stop selling superhero costumes?Answer: Because not many heroes wear crepes.
What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?Answer: You don’t pepper-own-me.
Where do bad plates go to after they've broken?Answer: Helsinki
Why is a bottle of beer better than religion?Answer: Beer doesn't care how you have sex.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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