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Waiter! Theres a dead fly in my taco!
Yeah, they can’t take the spicy jalapenios
What did the ghost put on his bagel?Answer: SCREAM cheese
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?Answer: Reality
What do earthquakes like to eat dinner on?Answer: Tectonic plates
What fruit never goes anywhere alone?Answer: Pears
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers