A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pastas?Answer: Because he was a little square!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?Answer: Cashew
What kind of pasta does the pope eat?Answer: Holy macaroni!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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