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Welcome to food jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes for all foodies and food lovers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns about food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these food jokes and with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Random jokes

Why was the tea bag at the police station?
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Can I have your last avocado?
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Why do we love wine puns?

Latest 5 jokes

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What looks like half apple?
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How does the German baker greet his customers?