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I met this woman today who said she recognized me from a vegan group, but I'd never met herbivore.
What’s the best vodka to order if you’re in a hurry?Answer: Rushin’ vodka!
Why are cooks cruel?Answer: Because they whip cream and beat eggs!
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?Answer: I’m bacon!
How did Smoothie’s parents get engaged?Answer: Raspberry confessed to Banana, “We blend well together.”
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers