Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cashew.
Cashew who?
Bless you!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.
Why do melons have weddings?Answer: Because they cantaloupe!
What kind of music does cheese listen to?Answer: R'n'Brie!
Why did the grape go out with a prune?Answer: He couldn’t find a date!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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