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What did the bee say to the flower?Answer: Hello honey!
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?Answer: The turkey because he's already stuffed!
What do chefs use to play pool?Answer: Cue-cumbers
What do you call 500 strawberries in a car crash?Answer: Jammed
What's the cheapest place to buy shrimp?Answer: A prawn shop.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers