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Why did the dog stay away from the grill?Answer: He didn’t want to be the HOT DOG!
What is a chefs weapon of choice?Answer: A salt rifle
Orange you glad to see me?
Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?Answer: He got crêped out.
How do farmers party?Answer: They turnip the beets.
What can you never eat for breakfast?Answer: Dinner
What looks like half apple?Answer: The other half.
What do you put on a dead fruits gravestone?Answer: R.I.P.E
What did the vegetables say at the garden party?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!
How does the German baker greet his customers?Answer: Gluten Morgen