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What did the turkey say on Thanksgiving?Answer: Real men eat beef!
What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?Answer: Veinilla
Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry.
- Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup!
- Then we’ve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading.
What direction did the pirate go to get his bread?Answer: Yeast!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers