How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?Answer: Ramen
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish stew.
Irish stew, who?
Irish stew in the name of the law.
What did the nervous cherry say?Answer: I have a pit in my stomach.
What is Donald Trumps favourite legume?Answer: Chick pee
Waiter, waiter, what’s wrong with this fish?
Waiter: Long time no sea, sir.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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