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How do you strike fear into a pie?Answer: With a very cherry movie.
What do you call an Apple pie that's smoking a joint?Answer: A baked apple pie!
What did sushi A say to sushi B when they met?Answer: Wasabi
What can never ever be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner?Answer: Thanksgiving breakfast
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers