Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes for all foodies and food lovers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns about food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these food jokes and with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
How is a beer better than a woman?Answer: You can share a beer with a friend!
What's the difference between bogeys and broccoli?Answer: Kids don't eat broccoli!
What did the mom say when her kid dropped their hotdog?Answer: It could always be wurst!
What do you say to a pickle in the morning?Answer: Rise and Brine!
What do chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?Answer: They’re only good if they’re rich!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers