What happened to the lost beef shipment?Answer: Nobody's herd.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What did the sausage say when he won the race?Answer: I'm a weiner.
Did you hear ketchup and mustard are moving in together?Answer: They're renting a condimentium.
Why did the gardener quit?Answer: Because his celery wasn't high enough.
What did the baby corn say to it's mom?Answer: Where is pop corn?
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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