What did the pancake say when the muffin complimented her?Answer: I’m flattered…
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
When should you crush herbs?Answer: When you need to kill some Thyme!
Why does the blonde always put her laptop on a cooling rack while she's using it online?Answer: 'Cause it says, "This site uses cookies, Duh!"
What happened to the hamburger that missed too much school?Answer: He had to stay after school to ketchup.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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