What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?Answer: Catch up!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory?Answer: A dill-doe
Why did my Mum say when she drank MY strawberry shake?Answer: That was berry nice.
Why is A TV junkie like a hungry kid that just woke up?Answer: Because they both like cereals/serials!
What's a whales favorite sandwich?Answer: Krilled cheese
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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