Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes for all foodies and food lovers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns about food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these food jokes and with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
I visited the doctor today and he said my sugar was too high...so I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.
Why did the balloon burst?Answer: Because is saw a lolly pop.
What was the vegan rock band's first hit?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!
What do you call an all-u-can-eat shrimp dinner?Answer: Overkrill
What type of berry can you drink out of?Answer: A strawberry
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers