What’s a llama’s favourite drink?Answer: Llamanade
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
What type of cheese is commonly served on horror movie sets?Answer: Gore-gonzola!
How did the vegetables cheer on the gardener at the county fair?Answer: They yelled, “We're rooting for you!"
Where do tired, angry person go out to eat?Answer: A rest-and-rant.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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