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I pour maple syrup over my essays. Because they're 100% waffle.
What did the bread dough say to the lonely baker?Answer: It’s nice to be kneaded.
What’s the difference between teachers and sweets?Answer: Kids like sweets!
What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price?Answer: A sweet Dill!
What’s thanos’ favorite legume?Answer: Snap peas.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers