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Are you sushi? Because I like it raw.
What did the doctor tell the patient with the raspberry growing out of his head?Answer: Just put some cream on it.
Which vegetarian dish is made from a few spuds of similar shape and color?Answer: Matched Potatoes.
Being a vegetarian between meals is like being a pacifist between wars.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
I'm nacho momma!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers