How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?Answer: Tea, Rex?
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What did one snowman say to the other?Answer: Can you smell carrots?
My wife bought me soy sauce to help ease my depression. Kikkoman when he's down, I guess.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate".
What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?Answer: One baits his hook, the other hates his book.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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