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Welcome to food jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes for all foodies and food lovers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns about food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these food jokes and with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!


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Random jokes

Customer: There’s a dead beetle in my soup!
Waiter: Sorry, we didn’t teach him to swim!
Yo mamma is so fat, Bill Gates became broke after buying her dinner.
What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
Who comes to picnics but are never invited?
What did the cheese say in the mirror?

Latest 5 jokes

What did the salad say to the kidnapper?
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?
What do you call to bananas on the floor?