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How does a chicken play the drums?Answer: With its drumsticks.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip that basket, I need help picking the beans!
What’s thanos’ favorite legume?Answer: Snap peas.
Why didn’t the cupcake talk to the croissant?Answer: Because he had muffin to say.
Why did the donut decide to become a priest?Answer: It always felt very hole-y!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers