How many chefs does it take to stuff a turkey?Answer: One, but you really have to cram him in there.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What’s the difference between broccoli and boogers?Answer: Kids don’t eat broccoli.
Why did the honey bee queen’s dessert wobble when she tried to eat it?Answer: Because it was royal jelly.
- Waiter, what is this fly doing in the salsa?
- Looks like the backstroke.
What's the best way to burn vegetables?Answer: Roast them.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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