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What did the turkey say to the computer?Answer: Google, google, google!
What’s a ballerina’s favorite type of bread?Answer: A bun
What’s a piece of corn’s favorite part of a room?Answer: The CORNer
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?Answer: He told her she was being too kneady.
Why can’t the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal for breakfast?Answer: They choke when they get too close to a bowl.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers