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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?Answer: They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
What is an avocado’s favorite song?Answer: I Guac the Line
What do you call a shrimp with no eyes?Answer: Shrmp
How do you give a bagel maximum security?Answer: Put lox on it.
What do school bus drivers put on their pancakes?Answer: Traffic jam
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers