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Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?Answer: Nacho cheese!
What is a Penguin's favourite salad?Answer: Iceberg lettuce.
Why was the pig hired at the restaurant?Answer: He was good at bacon burgers.
How does a chef get to work?Answer: He woks.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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