What do you call an emo making a ginger bread house?Answer: A cookie cutter
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?Answer: I’m stuck on you!
A Priest and a Rabbi were eating together when the priest started to tease the Rabbi.
”Wow, this ham is really good” he said licking his lips.
”I know it’s against your religion, but when are you going to break down and finally have some.”
After a moments thought the Rabbi responded with a smile “at your wedding!”
What do you call something that looks like pasta, and tastes like pasta, but isn't pasta?Answer: An impasta
What is the foot's favourite type of chips?Answer: Dori-toes
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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