What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?Answer: Nacho cheese!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What is long, green and slowly turning red?Answer: A cucumber holding its breath!
What do ghost eat for dinner?Answer: Spooketti
Did that taco chef act rudely toward me?Answer: Yeah, he was jalapeño business.
What is corn on the cobb’s favorite song?Answer: A-maize-ing Grace.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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