What basic skill do herb farmers always struggle with?Answer: Thyme management
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why are chefs good lovers?Answer: Because they understand the pan needs to be hot before putting their meat in
What's the best food to eat before a workout?Answer: Mussels
What is green and goes to a summer camp?Answer: A brussels’ scout.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a pickle?Answer: A crocoDILL
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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