How many Indians eat beef?Answer: Naan
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
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Chuck Norris invented his own size of Whopper, the Chucksize.
Why did the lemon stop halfway across the road?Answer: He ran out of juice!
What do Italians say about pasta?Answer: Every penne counts!
What is the one thing Spiderman can't eat?Answer: Uncle Bens rice.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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