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What’s in an astronaut’s favourite sandwich?Answer: Launch meat.
Why is a beer better than religion?Answer: Nobody has ever been crucified, burned at the stake, or hanged due to which craft beer they drink.
Why did the pony need cough syrup?Answer: His throat was a little horse.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
Why did the gingerbread boy stay home from school?Answer: Because he felt crumby!
What can you never eat for breakfast?Answer: Dinner
What looks like half apple?Answer: The other half.
What do you put on a dead fruits gravestone?Answer: R.I.P.E
What did the vegetables say at the garden party?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!
How does the German baker greet his customers?Answer: Gluten Morgen