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Why was the Indian baker not concerned about his bread?Answer: It was a naan issue.
I planted some root vegetables in my yard. We'll see what turnips.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher your arms around me!
What kind of vegetable is jealous?Answer: A green bean!
What did the toast say to the psychic?Answer: You bread my mind!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers