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What's spidermans favorite brand of rice?Answer: Uncle Ben
Where did the hamburger go on New Year’s Eve?Answer: To the meat ball!
What is a leopard's favorite candy?Answer: Dots
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher your arms around me!
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them out all over the table.
"What are you doing?" his mother asked.
"The box says not to eat them if the seal is broken" the boy explained.
"I'm looking for the seal."
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers