The Turkey was bold and crossed the road. Why did he do that?Answer: To demonstrate he wasn’t a chicken.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why can’t blind people eat fish?Answer: Because it’s sea food.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rice.
Rice who?
Rice you to the swings.
The Bangles are getting their own cooking show. Wok Like an Egyptian
What’s a foodie’s favorite country?Answer: Veit-nom!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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