How do you make an apple turnover?Answer: Push it down a hill.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why don’t you need to hurry when gathering herbs in the garden?Answer: Because you’ve got plenty of thyme.
What do you call a train made of chewing gum?Answer: A chew chew train.
Which vegetable always shows up in the lost and found?Answer: The turnip!
How do you propose to a vegan?Answer: With an onion ring and a bouquet of cauliflowers.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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