What is a pretzel's favorite dance?Answer: The Twist!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What would you call two bananas?Answer: A pair of slippers.
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?Answer: Udder nonsense
My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my glass half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
Why does some sushi have the rice on the inside of the seaweed wrap?Answer: That's just how it rolls.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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