What was the computer chips first word when it was made?Answer: Da-ta?
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Would octopus make a good fast food?Answer: You must be squidding!
Where did the hamburger go on New Year’s Eve?Answer: To the meat ball!
What do you call a nut that has to pee?Answer: Peenut
What is it called when a robot eats a sandwich in one chomp?Answer: A megabyte.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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