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Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes for all foodies and food lovers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns about food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these food jokes and with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Random jokes

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?
Why are all lesbians vegetarian?
What is long, green and slowly turning red?
You say you make a great caesar salad, but that romaines to be seen.
Everyday, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. End the violence now. Eat a burger!

Latest 5 jokes

What did the salad say to the kidnapper?
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?
What do you call to bananas on the floor?