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What’s a puppy’s favorite kind of pizza?Answer: Pupperoni
What kind of salt do gymnasts use?Answer: Somersault.
Woman one: My husband’s cooking is so bad!
Woman two: How bad is it?
Woman one: Well, the kids have started praying after the meal.
Why is imported Vodka so clear?Answer: So Russians can tell it's not tap water.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?Answer: He was feeling really crumbie!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers