Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes for all foodies and food lovers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns about food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these food jokes and with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Why was the chef late to work?Answer: He ran out of thyme
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
My wife has a beautiful face like a flower! A cauliflower!
Where can you learn about pecans?Answer: The internut
A blonde orders a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it into six, eight or twelve pieces.
The blonde replies "Six please. I could never eat twelve".
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers