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My old man never used to cook, so we lived on takeaway. The others were always jealous.
What do you call a train that eats toffee?Answer: A chew, chew train.
My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food. Sushi left me.
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again.
I follow a strict vegetarian diet. I eat only vegetarians.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers