Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes for all foodies and food lovers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns about food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these food jokes and with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
What do you call a left over vegetable?Answer: A spare I guess. (asparagus)
What is a bean’s favorite thing to eat on Thanksgiving?Answer: Roast
Why do cabbages win at races?Answer: Because they know how to get a-head!
How do you make an apple turnover?Answer: Push it down a hill.
What’s the difference between broccoli and boogers?Answer: Kids don’t eat broccoli.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers