I have 6 bottles in one hand and 5 bottles In the other. what do i have?Answer: A drinking problem
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What did the farmer say when he lost all his vegetables?Answer: Oh, they'll turnip somewhere!
What did the pastry chef say to his boss to get a raise?Answer: I knead dough
What do you call it when you see fruit punch and a cereal box?Answer: A food fight!
Where did the broccoli go to buy a few drinks?Answer: The salad bar!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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