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What do you call 2 chefs working together in the same kitchen?Answer: Taste Buds
Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?Answer: No, you should just have the turkey!
A Priest and a Rabbi were eating together when the priest started to tease the Rabbi.
”Wow, this ham is really good” he said licking his lips.
”I know it’s against your religion, but when are you going to break down and finally have some.”
After a moments thought the Rabbi responded with a smile “at your wedding!”
Why does bread hate hot weather?Answer: It just feels too toasty.
What's a chef's favourite drug?Answer: Pot
What can you never eat for breakfast?Answer: Dinner
What looks like half apple?Answer: The other half.
What do you put on a dead fruits gravestone?Answer: R.I.P.E
What did the vegetables say at the garden party?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!
How does the German baker greet his customers?Answer: Gluten Morgen