Why are pickles in sandwiches so polite?Answer: They’re well bread!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
How easy is it to milk a cow?Answer: It's a piece of steak?
What is green and pecks on trees?Answer: Woody Wood Pickle!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!
Where is the Liberty Dill found?Answer: In Phila-dill-phia
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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