Why India is considered a peaceful country?Answer: Because most of them don’t like beef.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
What time do ladies drink wine?Answer: At Wine O'Clock.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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