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Why does Mcdonald’s always seem so fun?Answer: Time fries while you’re there.
What cheese cries the most?Answer: Babybel
What vegetable is only slightly cool?Answer: A Radish
Why did the vegetarian go to the market?Answer: Because he/she was hungry!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers