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Why was the tea bag at the police station?Answer: She was mugged in broad daylight!
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?Answer: Let’s grow mold together.
Can I have your last avocado?Answer: Avocadon’t you dare.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Why do we love wine puns?Answer: Because they're grape!
What can you never eat for breakfast?Answer: Dinner
What looks like half apple?Answer: The other half.
What do you put on a dead fruits gravestone?Answer: R.I.P.E
What did the vegetables say at the garden party?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!
How does the German baker greet his customers?Answer: Gluten Morgen