What does a nosey pepper do?Answer: Gets jalapeno business!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why wasn't Mummy Bear's porridge warm enough?Answer: Because it was yesterday's!
Why do bananas have so many friends?Answer: Because they’re really sweet.
When are cranberries bad for your health?Answer: Cranberry gobbler. When you’re the cranberry.
A balanced diet is a taco in both hands.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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