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How do you greet a Cypriot Chef?Answer: Helloumi
What happens when two hamburgers on the grill fall in love?Answer: They live together in holy meatrimony!
Why did the man go to France?Answer: To get a french fry!
What did the baby corn say to it's mom?Answer: Where is pop corn?
Why don’t you put the turkey near the sweet potatoes?Answer: Because it will gobble, gobble, gobble it up.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers