What's the gardeners favorite novel?Answer: War and Peas
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why did the blonde put a candy bar under her pillow?Answer: She wanted to have sweet dreams.
Why did the French fry win the race?Answer: Because it was fast food!
What’s a piece of corn’s favorite part of a room?Answer: The CORNer
Knock, knock!
Who’s there.
Peanut.
Peanut who?
Peanut, butter open the door!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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