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Welcome to food jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes for all foodies and food lovers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns about food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these food jokes and with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!


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Random jokes

What does an English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
What do you call someone standing on one foot, eating a bagel and a banana?
German sausage jokes are just the wurst.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas let me in now!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ear!
Ear who?
Ears looking at you kid!

Latest 5 jokes

What did the salad say to the kidnapper?
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?
What do you call to bananas on the floor?