What’s a dancer’s favorite kind of vegetable?Answer: Spin-ach!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What does Satan have for breakfast?Answer: Deviled Eggs
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?Answer: Brie mine.
What do you call an angry pastry?Answer: A croissant!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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