What do you get when you put the right amount of meat and vegetables on a scale?Answer: A balanced meal
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What time do ladies drink wine?Answer: At Wine O'Clock.
Why do bananas have so many friends?Answer: Because they’re really sweet.
What’s the difference between a vampire and a cookie?Answer: You can’t dip a vampire in your tea.
Thought I’d purchase a tall herb plant but actually turned out to be tiny. No big dill.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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