Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes for all foodies and food lovers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns about food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these food jokes and with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast?Answer: Surreal and Milk!
If tomatoes are fruit...that means ketchup is a smoothie.
Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?Answer: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
What does Homer Simpson use to make bread?Answer: D'oh!
What's green and walks through walls?Answer: Casper the friendly cucumber.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers
