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Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, I know - it’s the heat that kills them.
What is a Creeper's favourite food?Answer: Sssssalad
Why are Italian desserts so loyal?Answer: They cannoli be happy with you.
Why wasn't Mummy Bear's porridge warm enough?Answer: Because it was yesterday's!
Why was the peach late to work?Answer: He had to make a pit stop on the way there.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers