Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes for all foodies and food lovers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns about food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these food jokes and with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Customer: There’s a dead beetle in my soup!
Waiter: Sorry, we didn’t teach him to swim!
Yo mamma is so fat, Bill Gates became broke after buying her dinner.
What do you call a waffle on a California beach?Answer: A Sandy Eggo
Who comes to picnics but are never invited?Answer: Ants
What did the cheese say in the mirror?Answer: Halloumi
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers