I’m not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it’s incredibly delicious.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What did one bread lover say to the other?Answer: Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
Why did the bagel lose the election?Answer: He was the victim of a schmear campaign.
What is a taxi driver’s favorite kind of vegetable?Answer: A Cab-bage!
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?Answer: There’s mushroom for improvement.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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