Why did Neo have to eat his cereal with a fork?Answer: Cos there is no spoon
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Do you know why do French people usually have only one egg for their breakfast?Answer: Because one means oeuf in French.
Why didn’t the espresso ever talk to the herbal drinks?Answer: Because it said they weren’t his cup of tea.
What does a gingerbread man sleep with at night?Answer: A cookie sheet
What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner every night?Answer: She doesn’t, she eats out!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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