What do you call a discounted eggplant?Answer: A real baigan.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What’s a nuclear physicist's favorite meal?Answer: Fission chips!
How can blueberries talk on the phone if they have no hands?Answer: Blue tooth
What do men and beer have in common?Answer: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Why did the lemon hide when the bully came?Answer: Because he was yellow!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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