What did the coffee say after the donut asked him a math problem?Answer: I donut know.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
How do you fix a broken bottle of Johnnie Walker?Answer: By using Scotch tape!
What is long, green and slowly turning red?Answer: A cucumber holding its breath!
Why do watermelons have such fancy weddings?Answer: Because they cantaloupe!
What is Donald Trump’s least favorite flavor of ice cream?Answer: Peach Mint
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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