How did that avocado baker make bread?Answer: With avoca-dough.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating spaghetti?Answer: Pasta la vista, baby!
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?Answer: It said concentrate.
Why are ice cream cones so bad at tennis?Answer: They have a soft serve.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?Answer: A MISsteak
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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