What’s black, white, orange and waddles?Answer: A penguin carrying a pumpkin.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
How did the hipster burn his mouth?Answer: He ate garlic bread long before it was cool.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rice!
Rice, who?
Rice to meet you!
What do you call 2 chefs working together in the same kitchen?Answer: Taste Buds
Why did the passion fruit vine lose it's passion?Answer: Because its fruit fell off!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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