Why do bakeries in Denmark add so much sugar to their pastries?Answer: If they didn't, they would be sweetish.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?Answer: He got crêped out.
A cabbage and a carrot get into a race, who wins?Answer: The cabbage, it's a head.
What do people in London call maple syrup?Answer: Canada water
How is ice cream as a girlfriend?Answer: The sweetest.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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