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Why did the man put the cake in his freezer?Answer: He was asked to ice it.
Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?Answer: It was melondramatic.
What do you call candy that was stolen?Answer: Hot chocolate!
What do you call a bagel with wings?Answer: A plane bagel.
Would octopus make a good fast food?Answer: You must be squidding!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers