Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What did one tea bag say to the other?Answer: This is the start of a brew-tea-ful friendship.
What did mama bread say to her kids?Answer: It’s way past your breadtime!
What did the pastry chef say to his boss to get a raise?Answer: I knead dough
What do you call a charismatic banana?Answer: A banana smoothie!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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