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What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?Answer: Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork.
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?Answer: Shock a lot.
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?Answer: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
What is the most fattening thing that you can put in an ice cream sundae?Answer: The spoon
Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers