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Who scared the cranberry?Answer: The booberry
What do earthquakes like to eat dinner on?Answer: Tectonic plates
Why do bananas have so many friends?Answer: Because they’re really sweet.
What cookie makes you rich?Answer: A fortune cooki
Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup?Answer: Because he was horse.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers