How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?Answer: Ra-ra-raw-raw Ra-ra-raw-raw.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why don’t Italians have BBQs?Answer: The spaghetti falls through the grill.
What did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?Answer: Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!
What happened to the lost beef shipment?Answer: Nobody's herd.
What do you call a stolen sweet potato?Answer: A hot potato
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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