What day of the week do all fish dislike the most?Answer: Fryday
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
How does Moses make coffee?Answer: Hebrews it.
How do you make a wine drinking happy?Answer: Give them a Riesling to be cheerful.
What's worse than finding hair in your food?Answer: Finding out the chef is bald.
What’s the most musical part of the chicken?Answer: The drumstick.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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