Why did everyone think the spaghetti was flirting?Answer: It was just a little too saucy!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What should you order if you just want a small drink?Answer: A marteenie!
How do you spell CANDY with only two letters?Answer: C and Y
You’ve heard of Newton’s Laws but have you heard of Cole’s Law?Answer: It’s really tasty, it goes well with salad.
What did the carrot say to the other carrot?Answer: Shut up and radish me
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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