Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?Answer: Because they’re sending their turkey to the White House!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why was the green bean ashamed?Answer: It saw the cranberry dressing.
What is the funniest type of taffy?Answer: The Laffy Taffy
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.
How does a wine drinker hear about the next best brand?Answer: Through the grapevine.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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