Why does vegan cheese taste bad?Answer: It hasn’t been tested on mice.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why do turkeys lay eggs?Answer: Because if they dropped them, they would break.
How does bread woo a lover?Answer: With lots of flours.
Why are men like coffee?Answer: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
What did the banana in the sun say to the other banana in the sun?Answer: I don't know about you but I'm starting to peel!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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