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What do you call a deep thinking pastry chef?Answer: A filosopher
Why did the boy leave the chestnuts in the rain?Answer: He wanted them rusted…
If someone asks for help in the herb garden, you can certainly give advice if you have Thyme.
What is a cow's least favorite Elvis Presley song?Answer: Love Meat Tenders
What are the most dangerous recipes?Answer: Ones that call for squashes and whipped cream.
What can you never eat for breakfast?Answer: Dinner
What looks like half apple?Answer: The other half.
What do you put on a dead fruits gravestone?Answer: R.I.P.E
What did the vegetables say at the garden party?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!
How does the German baker greet his customers?Answer: Gluten Morgen