What is the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?Answer: A pirate buries his treasure while a cranberry farmer treasures his berries!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do you call a plate of spaghetti that looks like blood and guts?Answer: Creepypasta!
When do you go on red and stop on green?Answer: When you are eating a watermelon.
What do we call a plumb pineapple?Answer: It is called a pineapple chunk!
When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?Answer: The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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