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What kind of security systems do fast food places have?Answer: Burger Alarms
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?Answer: Have a gouda day!
Why can't Chinese barbecue?Answer: Because the rice falls through the grill.
What do you call an over-caffeinated turkey?Answer: A per-key!
What did the Chinese restaurant do when they ran out of soy sauce?Answer: They cooked like there was no tamari.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers