Knock, knock!
Who’s there.
Peanut.
Peanut who?
Peanut, butter open the door!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
I’m not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it’s incredibly delicious.
Why did the student eat his homework?Answer: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why doesn't the Gingerbread Man wear shorts?Answer: Because he has crummy legs.
What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?Answer: Soy milk.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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