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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?Answer: All that was left was de brie.
Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant?Answer: Two fish got battered!
Going to a recycling party this weekend. The invite said to bring a bottle.
Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland?Answer: In an onion ring!
Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?Answer: Because one more, and it'd be too farty.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers