How do ghosts like their eggs?Answer: Terror-fried.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do you call it when you steal a bottle of Jack Daniel's?Answer: A Whiskey Move
What does the music at a horse rave sound like?Answer: Oats oats oats oats...
What does a tea mama say to her kids?Answer: Goodnight, steep tight.
Did you hear the joke about the peach?Answer: It’s pit-iful!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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