They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why did the pig kill the farmer?Answer: To save his own bacon.
Save a cow, eat a vegetarian!
Why was the boy called a cereal killer?Answer: Because he stepped on a cornflake!
What’s the difference between a bowling ball and asparagus?Answer: If you had to, you could eat a bowling ball.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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