Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes for all foodies and food lovers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns about food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these food jokes and with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
What do they call a cup of coffee in China?Answer: A cup of Zhou
What did the weirdo say after he was caught creeping around in someone’s garden?Answer: I’ve bean stalking you!
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?Answer: The worlds best Sundae!
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?Answer: I've never had a lentil on my face!
What’s a cannibal’s favorite kind of noodle?Answer: Rawmen
What can you never eat for breakfast?Answer: Dinner
What looks like half apple?Answer: The other half.
What do you put on a dead fruits gravestone?Answer: R.I.P.E
What did the vegetables say at the garden party?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!
How does the German baker greet his customers?Answer: Gluten Morgen