When was meat so high?Answer: When the cow jumped over the moon!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why is history like a fruit cake?Answer: It's full of dates!
Why did the chef flip a pancake?Answer: Because he was a tosser.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Toph
Toph who?
Sorry, we don’t serve tofu.
When are blueberries bad for your health?Answer: When you’re the blueberry.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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