Why did the alcoholic keep switching between vodka and gin?Answer: He was skilled at multi flasking.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why did the sushi roll make first chair in the orchestra?Answer: Because she tuna.
What is ice cream’s favorite day of the week?Answer: Sundae
Whats the best kind of vegetable to have in your car if you get a flat tire?Answer: Asparagus
What do cloves use for money?Answer: Garlic "bread"
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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