What's the best way to burn vegetables?Answer: Roast them.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Did you hear about the wimp at the seafood buffet?Answer: He tried to pull an oyster from the serving tray, but ended up pulling a mussel.
The Italian chef who died, he pasta way.
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?Answer: An animal that can milk itself.
What's a social gathering where everyone has beef with everyone?Answer: BBQ
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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