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I hate chickpeas. I like hummus but I ate that before I realised it was made out of chickpeas.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?Answer: A lawn moo-er.
Why did the mother return a donut?Answer: Because there was a hole in it.
What did the smoothie say to the policeman?Answer: Don’t arrest me, I’m Innocent.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water. Number one. And number two.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers