Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes for all foodies and food lovers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns about food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these food jokes and with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?Answer: Because its got heart.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch?Answer: Strawberry jam!
How does a farmer mend his pants?Answer: With Cabbage patches.
What did the vegetables say to the Sandwich?Answer: Lettuce all smile.
Did you see the film about the Hot Dog?Answer: It was an Oscar-weiner!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers