What do you call a kid from Belgium?Answer: A brussel sprout.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Did you hear the story about the angry waffle irons?Answer: He just flipped.
Farmers are real experts, they are often outstanding in their fields.
What did the sweet potato say when he took a bite of dessert?Answer: Mmmm, this is so yammy.
What’s it called when you get a really bad wine hangover?Answer: The grape depression.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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