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What do we call a plumb pineapple?Answer: It is called a pineapple chunk!
What do you say to a Turkish baby that won’t be quiet?Answer: Shish Kebab-y
What did Forrest Gump say to his bowl of pasta?Answer: I love you, penne!
What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price?Answer: A sweet Dill!
What did the garlic say to the vampire?Answer: Wanna pizza of me? You coward!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers