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Why do lollipops always fall for scams?Answer: They’re suckers.
Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?Answer: He was making up for lost thyme.
Why are men like coffee?Answer: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
Did you hear about the guy who made pudding with spoiled milk?Answer: It was quite off-pudding.
Where do cows go for lunch?Answer: The calf-eteria.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers