What runs but never gets tired?Answer: Water
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Did you hear about the guy who tried to grow an apple orchard without trees?Answer: His efforts were fruitless.
Why do tortillas get such a bad wrap?Answer: Because they are so corny.
What's the best food to eat before a workout?Answer: Mussels
Which celebrity smells the best?Answer: Kevin Bacon
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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