A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them out all over the table.
"What are you doing?" his mother asked.
"The box says not to eat them if the seal is broken" the boy explained.
"I'm looking for the seal."
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A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
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Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
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