How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?Answer: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
A screwdriver walks into a bar.
The bartender remarks, "Hey we have a drink named after you."
The screwdriver replies, "You have a drink named "Phillip?"
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?Answer: Bicarbonate of Yoda
If a parsley farmer is sued...could they garnish his wages?
What do you call a deep thinking pastry chef?Answer: A filosopher
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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