Why are waffles healthier than pancakes?Answer: Waffles are pancakes with a six-pack.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.
What kind of keys do kids like to carry?Answer: Cookies
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
Why were the apple and the orange all alone?Answer: Because the banana split!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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