Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny coconut jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes coconuts. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about coconut are clean and safe for everyone. Share these coconut jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
A monkey, chimp, gorilla and King Kong tries to take bananas from a coconut tree. Who will get it?
How do you catch a Polynesian squirrel?Answer: Climb a tree and act like a coconut.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
What did one coconut say to the other?Answer: Got milk?
What do you call a fruit that goes into space?Answer: A coco-naut
What do you call people who like to drink hot chocolate all year long?Answer: Cocoa-Nuts
What is a coconut never guilty of?Answer: Nuttiness
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?Answer: A coconut on its summer holiday!
Where do intergalactic coconuts grab a drink?Answer: At the "Milky Way".
Why didn't the coconuts go to the ballet?Answer: They were afraid of the nutcracker.
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