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Funny candy jokes
Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny candy jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Candies. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about candy are clean and safe for everyone. Share these candy jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud together!
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How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?Answer: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
How do you spell CANDY with only two letters?Answer: C and Y
What candy do you eat on the playground?Answer: Recess pieces.
What did the lollipop say to the other lollipop?Answer: See you later sucker!
What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?Answer: Candy canes
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?Answer: A Candy Baa.
What do you call a really good popsicle?Answer: Fantast-lick!
What do you call a train that eats toffee?Answer: A chew, chew train.
What do you call an Altoid that loves word play?Answer: A punnish-mint.
What does NASA call a dog standing on a Mars Bar?Answer: Rover
What is a Happy Farmer’s favorite candy?Answer: A Jolly Rancher.
What is a leopard's favorite candy?Answer: Dots
What is a scientist’s favourite food?Answer: Smarties
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?Answer: A marsbar!
What is the funniest type of taffy?Answer: The Laffy Taffy
What kind of bean doesn’t grow in your garden?Answer: A jelly bean!
What kind of candy is never on time?Answer: ChocoLATE
What kind of candy won't a ghost touch?Answer: Life Savers.
What two candies are the smartest?Answer: Smarties and Nerds.
What's white, red and blue at Christmas time?Answer: A sad candy cane!
Why did the balloon burst?Answer: Because is saw a lolly pop.
Why did the blonde put a candy bar under her pillow?Answer: She wanted to have sweet dreams.
Why did the Skittles go to school?Answer: They wanted to become Smarties!
Why did the Smartie go to school?Answer: Because he wanted to be smarter.
Why didn't the M&M pass its test?Answer: Because he wasn't a smartie!
Why do lollipops always fall for scams?Answer: They’re suckers.
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?Answer: She kept throwing away the W's.
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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