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Funny candy jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny candy jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Candies. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about candy are clean and safe for everyone. Share these candy jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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All I really need is love, but a little candy now and then doesn’t hurt!
Charles Schulz
Candy is natures way of making up for mondays.
How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
How do you spell CANDY with only two letters?
What candy do you eat on the playground?
What did the lollipop say to the other lollipop?
What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?
What do you call a really good popsicle?
What do you call a train that eats toffee?
What do you call an Altoid that loves word play?
What does NASA call a dog standing on a Mars Bar?
What is a Happy Farmer’s favorite candy?
What is a leopard's favorite candy?
What is a scientist’s favourite food?

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