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All I really need is love, but a little candy now and then doesn’t hurt!
Candy is natures way of making up for mondays.
How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?Answer: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
How do you spell CANDY with only two letters?Answer: C and Y
What candy do you eat on the playground?Answer: Recess pieces.
What did the lollipop say to the other lollipop?Answer: See you later sucker!
What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?Answer: Candy canes
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?Answer: A Candy Baa.
What do you call a really good popsicle?Answer: Fantast-lick!
What do you call a train that eats toffee?Answer: A chew, chew train.
What do you call an Altoid that loves word play?Answer: A punnish-mint.
What does NASA call a dog standing on a Mars Bar?Answer: Rover
What is a Happy Farmer’s favorite candy?Answer: A Jolly Rancher.
What is a leopard's favorite candy?Answer: Dots
What is a scientist’s favourite food?Answer: Smarties
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