What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?Answer: A marsbar!
What is the funniest type of taffy?Answer: The Laffy Taffy
What kind of bean doesn’t grow in your garden?Answer: A jelly bean!
What kind of candy is never on time?Answer: ChocoLATE
What kind of candy won't a ghost touch?Answer: Life Savers.
What two candies are the smartest?Answer: Smarties and Nerds.
What's white, red and blue at Christmas time?Answer: A sad candy cane!
Why did the balloon burst?Answer: Because is saw a lolly pop.
Why did the blonde put a candy bar under her pillow?Answer: She wanted to have sweet dreams.
Why did the Skittles go to school?Answer: They wanted to become Smarties!
Why did the Smartie go to school?Answer: Because he wanted to be smarter.
Why do lollipops always fall for scams?Answer: They’re suckers.
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?Answer: She kept throwing away the W's.
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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