Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny chocolate jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes chocolates. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about chocolate are clean and safe for everyone. Share these chocolate jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Back to FoodstuffChuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?Answer: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate?Answer: You turn off the lights!
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?Answer: 3.142
What do chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?Answer: They’re only good if they’re rich!
What do cows put on their ice cream?Answer: Chocolate moo-oo-se
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?Answer: Megadeath by Chocolate
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?Answer: A runny bunny.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?Answer: A Candy Baa.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate in his fur?Answer: A choc chip wookie!
What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?Answer: S&M&M
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?Answer: The worlds best Sundae!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?Answer: A Kitty Kat bar!
What do you put in chocolate?Answer: Your teeth!
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?Answer: A marsbar!
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