Funny chocolate jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny chocolate jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes chocolates. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about chocolate are clean and safe for everyone. Share these chocolate jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate?
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?
What do chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?
What do cows put on their ice cream?
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate in his fur?
What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
What do you put in chocolate?
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?

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