What kind of bunny can't hop?Answer: A chocolate one!
What kind of candy is never on time?Answer: ChocoLATE
What kind of ice cream do electricians eat?Answer: Shockalo
What's the best way to stuff a turkey?Answer: Serve him lots of chocolate and ice cream.
What’s better than a good friend?Answer: A good friend with chocolate.
Whenever I make chocolate chip or blueberry muffins, I make sure one muffin is just batter. I like to play Muffin Roulette.
Why did the blonde farmer get a brown cow?Answer: She wanted chocolate milk.
Why did the donut go to the dentist?Answer: Because it needed a chocolate filling.
Why was the cake baker unsuccessful?Answer: His cakes were always choco-late to the birthday parties!
Without chocolate, we would have to find something else to do with the fruit & nuts.
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