Funny chocolate jokes

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Whenever I make chocolate chip or blueberry muffins, I make sure one muffin is just batter. I like to play Muffin Roulette.
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Why did the donut go to the dentist?
Why was the cake baker unsuccessful?
Without chocolate, we would have to find something else to do with the fruit & nuts.
Anthony T. Hincks

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