Funny ice cream jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny ice cream jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes ice creams. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about ice cream are clean and safe for everyone. Share these ice cream jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

An old man walks into a ice cream shop, and sits down with difficulty....

He orders a ice cream sundae and the waiter asks "Crushed nuts?"

The old man replies, "No arthritis"
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
How can you make a turkey float?
How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
In which school do you learn to make ice cream?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
What did the ice cream cone write on its valentine card?
What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
What do cows put on their ice cream?
What do you get when you eat ice cream in the sun?
What is a second scoop of ice cream called?
What is Donald Trump’s least favorite flavor of ice cream?
What is Homer Simpsons favorite ice cream?
What is ice cream’s favorite day of the week?
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?

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