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An old man walks into a ice cream shop, and sits down with difficulty....
He orders a ice cream sundae and the waiter asks "Crushed nuts?"
The old man replies, "No arthritis"
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?Answer: Now he’s a popsicle.
How can you make a turkey float?Answer: You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.
How is ice cream as a girlfriend?Answer: The sweetest.
In which school do you learn to make ice cream?Answer: Sunday School
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
What did the ice cream cone write on its valentine card?Answer: You make me melt!
What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?Answer: Hey, what’s eating you?
What do cows put on their ice cream?Answer: Chocolate moo-oo-se
What do you get when you eat ice cream in the sun?Answer: Melted ice cream going down your shirt!
What is a second scoop of ice cream called?Answer: An ice cream clone.
What is Donald Trump’s least favorite flavor of ice cream?Answer: Peach Mint
What is Homer Simpsons favorite ice cream?Answer: Cookie D'OH!
What is ice cream’s favorite day of the week?Answer: Sundae
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?Answer: Game of Cones.
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