Funny ice cream jokes

An old man walks into a ice cream shop, and sits down with difficulty....

He orders a ice cream sundae and the waiter asks "Crushed nuts?"

The old man replies, "No arthritis"

Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?

Answer: Now he’s a popsicle.

Do I like ice cream?

Answer: You sherbet I do!

How can you make a turkey float?

Answer: You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.

How is ice cream as a girlfriend?

Answer: The sweetest.

In which school do you learn to make ice cream?

Answer: Sunday School

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

What did the ice cream cone write on its valentine card?

Answer: You make me melt!

What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?

Answer: Hey, what’s eating you?

What do cows put on their ice cream?

Answer: Chocolate moo-oo-se

What do you get when you eat ice cream in the sun?

Answer: Melted ice cream going down your shirt!

What is a second scoop of ice cream called?

Answer: An ice cream clone.

What is Donald Trump’s least favorite flavor of ice cream?

Answer: Peach Mint

What is Homer Simpsons favorite ice cream?

Answer: Cookie D'OH!

What is ice cream’s favorite day of the week?

Answer: Sundae

What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?

Answer: Game of Cones.

What is the most fattening thing that you can put in an ice cream sundae?

Answer: The spoon

What kind of ice cream do electricians eat?

Answer: Shockalo

What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?

Answer: They love Hoggin Daz.

What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?

Answer: Veinilla

What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?

Answer: Shock a lot.

What should you never put in an ice cream sundae?

Answer: A Spoon

What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?

Answer: Wanna lick me?

What's an ice cream's favourite TV show?

Answer: Game of Cones!

What's the best way to stuff a turkey?

Answer: Serve him lots of chocolate and ice cream.

What's the best way to stuff a turkey?

Answer: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!

What’s a chimp’s favorite ice cream?

Answer: Chunky Monkey

What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream?

Answer: Spoon

Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?

Answer: Sundae school.

Which flavor ice cream is Dracula’s favorite?

Answer: Vein-illa

Why are ice cream cones so bad at tennis?

Answer: They have a soft serve.

Why did the newspaper talk to the ice cream?

Answer: It was looking for the scoop!

Why didn’t the ice cream sandwich like the popsicle?

Answer: Because the popsicle had a stick up her butt!

Why do ice cream cones make such bad parents?

Answer: They’re always playing flavorites.

Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?

Answer: They always get a scoop.

Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?

Answer: It’s cool.

Yo mama's so fat she stole my shovel to eat ice cream.