Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny lasagna jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes lasagnas. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about lasagna are clean and safe for everyone. Share these lasagna jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Did you hear about the man who choked on his lasagna dinner?Answer: He pasta way.
Leaving work, my coworker said, "Hasta lasagna!"
I replied, "Pasta la vista!"
Should Ric make the chicken parmigiana?Answer: No, ricotta make the lasagna!
What do lazy noodles do?Answer: They lasagna couch and do nothing!
What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?Answer: Gaelic breath!
Who is Garfield's favorite singer?Answer: Lasagna Del Rey
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