Funny stew jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny stew jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes stews. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about stew are clean and safe for everyone. Share these stew jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud together!

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a carrot!
Answer: Don't get yourself in a stew!

Carrot, Doctor, Stew

Don’t use “beef stew” as a computer password. It’s not stroganoff.

Beef, Oneliner, Pork, Stew

How do you turn a stew into gold?
Answer: Add 24 carrots.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stew!
Stew who?
Stew cold out here, let me in!

Knock, knock, Stew

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish stew.
Irish stew, who?
Irish stew in the name of the law.

Knock, knock, Stew

What did the cook name his son?
Answer: Stew

What do you call a man with gravy and potatoes on his head?
Answer: Stew

Gravy, Potato, Stew

What do you call an artist who loves making stew?
Answer: Stewart

Who serves all you can eat rabbit stew?
Answer: Warren Buffet!

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?
Answer: Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Bean, Cuisine, Stew

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