How do you get your dog to like mashed potatoes?Answer: You gravy train
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Back to VegetableI like to keep my Thanksgiving dinner simple: turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and veggies. Everything else is just gravy!
I tried to get into my house the other day, but I couldn’t. Wanna know why?Answer: Because I had gnocchi!
Potatoes make french fries, chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables are not even trying.
What did mother potato say to her teenage daughter?Answer: Don’t roll your eyes at me!
What did the dad potato say to his son before his soccer game?Answer: I’m rooting for you.
What do you call a baby potato?Answer: Tater tots!
What do you call a chimp that likes to eat potato chips?Answer: A chip-monk!
What do you call a french fry with a bad sunburn?Answer: A baked patato!
What do you call a lazy french fry?Answer: A couch potato!
What do you call a man with gravy and potatoes on his head?Answer: Stew
What do you call a pastry made from a potato?Answer: A spud muffin
What do you call a potato that was crushed?Answer: Squash
What do you call a potato with right angles?Answer: A square root.
What do you call a stolen yam?Answer: A hot potato
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?Answer: Mashed potatoes!
What do you get when you cross a potato with an onion?Answer: A potato with watery eyes!
What vegetable has eyes but can't see?Answer: A potato
What's Frankenstein's favorite Thanksgiving dish?Answer: Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.
When potatoes have babies, what are they called?Answer: Tater tots
Which vegetarian dish is made from a few spuds of similar shape and color?Answer: Matched Potatoes.
Why are potatoes good detectives?Answer: They always keep their eyes peeled.
Why can’t you tell secrets in the farmer’s garden?Answer: Because the corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes.
Why did the potatoes argue?Answer: They couldn’t see eye to eye.
Why do potatoes make great crime fighters?Answer: Because they always keep their eyes peeled!
Why is it so easy for mashed potatoes to travel?Answer: They take the gravy train.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?Answer: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a garden?Answer: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the green beans stalk.
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