Funny potato jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny potato jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes potatos. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about potato are clean and safe for everyone. Share these potato jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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How do you get your dog to like mashed potatoes?
I like to keep my Thanksgiving dinner simple: turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and veggies. Everything else is just gravy!
I tried to get into my house the other day, but I couldn’t. Wanna know why?
Potatoes make french fries, chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables are not even trying.
What did mother potato say to her teenage daughter?
What did the dad potato say to his son before his soccer game?
What do you call a baby potato?
What do you call a chimp that likes to eat potato chips?
What do you call a french fry with a bad sunburn?
What do you call a lazy french fry?
What do you call a man with gravy and potatoes on his head?
What do you call a pastry made from a potato?
What do you call a potato that was crushed?
What do you call a potato with right angles?
What do you call a stolen yam?

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