What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?Answer: Mashed potatoes!
What do you get when you cross a potato with an onion?Answer: A potato with watery eyes!
What vegetable has eyes but can't see?Answer: A potato
What's Frankenstein's favorite Thanksgiving dish?Answer: Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.
When potatoes have babies, what are they called?Answer: Tater tots
Which vegetarian dish is made from a few spuds of similar shape and color?Answer: Matched Potatoes.
Why are potatoes good detectives?Answer: They always keep their eyes peeled.
Why can’t you tell secrets in the farmer’s garden?Answer: Because the corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes.
Why did the potatoes argue?Answer: They couldn’t see eye to eye.
Why do potatoes make great crime fighters?Answer: Because they always keep their eyes peeled!
Why is it so easy for mashed potatoes to travel?Answer: They take the gravy train.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?Answer: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a garden?Answer: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the green beans stalk.
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